Tag Archives: Humor

Sometimes, I’m a Hero

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Imbeciles React to a Story About Swimming

Posted on May 8, 2013 by

I saw a fairly innocuous local news story come across my Facebook feed today.  The piece was the sort of semi-fluff that local stations like to show on their 5 o’clock broadcast.  The underlying news item was that data indicates … Continue reading →

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An Incomplete List of Words Katy Perry Has Attempted to Rhyme

Posted on May 2, 2013 by

Katy Perry is a charismatic musical performer who has delighted millions of fans—including this one!!!   Her catchy songs, spot-on pop sensibilities, and colorful videos have established her as one of the top acts in the world. Here’s an incomplete … Continue reading →

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The Fatal Mistake

Posted on April 16, 2013 by

In the aftermath of the bombing of the Boston Marathon, about which many details are still unknown, several thoughts immediately came to mind as the limited facts trickled in. The first was that it immediately reminded me of the London … Continue reading →

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Imbeciles React to Justin Verlander’s Contract Extension

Posted on April 2, 2013 by

The news last week that local athlete Justin Verlander had signed the most lucrative contract of any pitcher in the history of baseball met with praise and pride in the Central Virginia area.  The deal, valued at up to $202 million … Continue reading →

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Turf War

Posted on March 13, 2013 by

I don’t know who fired the first salvo in this unfortunate skirmish—does it matter?—but I wish that these two combatants that have meant so much to me over the years could recede to their natural borders and be content not … Continue reading →

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Christmas Shopping = Complete

Posted on December 13, 2012 by

Divining gift ideas gets less fun and more difficult as we get older.  One reason for this phenomenon is that people get grandfathered into our gift-giving list for years after we stop seeing them on a regular basis.  Of the … Continue reading →

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This is Not Lunch

Posted on September 14, 2012 by

I understand that commenting on the eating habits of Americans is well-traveled territory.  And I’m certainly not within hailing distance of proper eating habits.  However, there are still certain lines I won’t cross—lines that separate man from insatiable animals unable … Continue reading →

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Current Events

Posted on June 29, 2012 by

Man, what a few weeks we’ve had, America!  There’s so, so, SO much to discuss.  I wanted to try to cover as much ground as I could, yet time constraints conspired to limit my options. Therefore, in the name of … Continue reading →

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Papa, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

Posted on June 4, 2012 by

It’s safe to say that I’m a fat guy pizza aficionado.  Papa John’s is my favorite among the chain pizza “restaurants.”  In fact, placing a Sunday order to PJ’s is an almost-weekly ritual during football season.  Put simply, I’m a frequent … Continue reading →

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