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Author Archives: Tom Garrett
Let’s All Make Fun of Tom’s Brackets (2025 Edition)
I don’t even know who I am anymore. Today, on the first day of March Madness, I voluntarily scheduled three different meetings for this afternoon. Three. And I never even thought twice about it. The high school student who shared … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary, Sports
Tagged Basketball, Brackets, Humor, Insanity, March Madness, NCAA, NCAA Basketball, Sports
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2024 Election Spoiler Alert!
We’re nearing that most cherished of American civic traditions: the dignified, peaceful transfer of power that follows an uneventful, orderly election. It’s a beautiful thing to witness, isn’t it? Filled with civic pride and patriotism, I’ll cast my ballot today … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary, Politics
Tagged 2024 Election, Commentary, Donald Trump, Kamala Harris, Politics, Predictions, Presidency, Presidential Election
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Timely Movie Review: Deadpool & Wolverine
*SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS* Your experience with Deadpool & Wolverine will vary wildly depending on your expectations. If you’re craving a strong story comparable to the upper half of MCU fare, albeit with more jokes, you’re likely going to have a middling … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary, Movies
Tagged Blade, Channing Tatum, Chris Evans, Commentary, Deadpool, Deadpool & Wolverine, Elektra, Gambit, Hugh Jackman, Human Torch, Jennifer Garner, Marvel, MCU, Movies, Ryan Reynolds, Wesley Snipes
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The Hitler – Trump Hypothetical, Revisited
A few hours after Election Day 2020, with the notion of a “stolen” vote already the hottest topic in politics, I wrote a piece explaining why such an idea wasn’t ridiculous. It wasn’t because I believed that the 2020 election … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary, General Culture and News, Politics
Tagged 2024 Election, Assassination, Commentary, Democrats, Donald Trump, General Culture and News, Joe Biden, MAGA, Media, Media Bias, Politics, Republicans
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A Gay (as in “Happy”) Father’s Day
Dedicated and detail-oriented readers may recall a post from way back in 2011 about an advertisement that appeared in Time and Newsweek in 1961. The ad featured my father portraying a medical student (which he was not). For those of you too lazy … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary, General Culture and News
Tagged Commentary, Father's Day, General Culture and News
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Let’s All Make Fun of Tom’s Brackets (2024 Edition)
After a brief moment of glory derived from my championship-winning 2021 bracket, I returned to (poor) form in 2022. In fact, my 2022 bracket was evidently bad enough that I decided not even to post my 2023 bracket. That 2022 … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary, Sports
Tagged Basketball, Brackets, Humor, Insanity, March Madness, NCAA, NCAA Basketball, Sports
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Timely Movie Review: American Fiction
[**Spoilers**] Upon watching the very fine trailer for American Fiction, one could be forgiven for concluding that the film is “only” a satirical look at modern racial and cultural norms about the “black experience” in America. Something like 1987’s excellent … Continue reading
Timely Movie Review: Oppenheimer
Christopher Nolan is my favorite director. He is one of the few filmmakers whose name alone is enough to get me to the theater. In fact, he may be the only one. For example, although Damian Chazelle’s Whiplash and First Man … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary, Movies
Tagged Christopher Nolan, Cillian Murphy, Commentary, Emily Blunt, Florence Pugh, Movies, Reviews, Robert Downey
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Timely Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
*SPOILERS AHEAD* James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 breaks a lukewarm streak for MCU films, partly because it doesn’t fit into the current run of Marvel fare. Instead, it’s both a satisfying conclusion to a distinct trilogy and the … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary, Movies, Reviews
Tagged Bradley Cooper, Chris Pratt, Commentary, Drax, Floor, Gamora, Guardians of the Galaxy, James Gunn, Lylla, Movies, Nebula, Rocket, Rocket Raccoon, Teefs, Zoe Saldana
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Timely Movie Review: Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
*SPOILERS AHEAD* The Mission: Impossible movie franchise has had a unique trajectory. The first installment was a better-than-average 90s spy thriller that was mostly an updated, big-budget version of the TV show. Built around Tom Cruise’s star power, M:I gets points for … Continue reading →