Author Archives: Tom Garrett

An Abridged History of Pro Wrestling’s Ethnic Identity Crisis

Posted on January 5, 2012 by Tom Garrett

Highlighting ethnicity or nationality to help get certain professional wrestlers “over” is a technique as old as the business itself. The WWWF (later the WWF, now the WWE) used the origins of Bruno Sammartino (Italian), Spiros Arion (Greek), and Pedro … Continue reading →

Posted in Commentary, Sports, Television | Tagged Commentary, Ethnicity, Fritz Von Erich, Gorilla Monsoon, Ivan Koloff, Johnny B. Badd, Kofi Kingston, Mark Mero, Mohammad Hassan, Nikita Koloff, Pro Wrestling, Professional Wrestling, Race, Racism?, Razor Ramon, Scott Hall, Sports, Sports Entertainment, Television, The Iron Sheik, The Undertaker, TV, Vince McMahon, WWE, Yokozuna | 13 Comments

What it Means to be the Best

Posted on January 3, 2012 by Tom Garrett

The old adage about Ric Flair held that the Nature Boy was such a skilled in-ring performer in his prime that he could have a four-star match with a broomstick. What I always liked about that aphorism was that it … Continue reading →

Posted in Commentary, Sports, Television | Tagged Chris Jericho, Commentary, Pro Wrestling, Sports, Sports Entertainment, Television, The End Begins, WWE, Y2J | 8 Comments

Best of 2011

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Tom Garrett

This year began with me being bitten in the face by a dog and will end with me staring at a dwindling bank account and vowing to reform my questionable eating and exercise regimen before I suffer a coronary. Yet, 2011 … Continue reading →

Posted in Commentary, General Culture and News, Site Stuff | Tagged 2011, Best Of, Commentary, General Culture and News, Miley Cyrus, Quantum Physics, Robots, Site Stuff, The Kitchen Sink, Tim Tebow, UCBW, WWE | 6 Comments

Awkward Moments in Entertainment History: The Worst Sitcom Joke of All Time

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Tom Garrett

Sitcom fans born during the last twenty years have no idea how good they’ve had it. The ebb and flow of conventional wisdom changes the tone of the genre every generation or so. The early days of television had fanciful … Continue reading →

Posted in Commentary, Television, Videos | Tagged 1980's, 80's, All in the Family, Cheers, Commentary, I Love Lucy, M*A*S*H, Mr. Belvedere, Newhart, Seinfeld, Sitcoms, Television, Til Death Us Do Part, TV, Videos | 2 Comments

Spooky Action at a Distance

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Tom Garrett

Teams of scientists working with the CERN Large Hadron Collider announced this week that the elusive Higgs boson has quite possibly been observed for the first time. The level of certainty provided by the recent run of data isn’t sufficient … Continue reading →

Posted in Commentary, Science, Sports | Tagged Albert Einstein, Commentary, Denver Broncos, Don Majkowski, Entanglement, Higgs Boson, John Elway, Large Hadron Collider, Merril Hoge, NFL, Physics, Pro Football, Quantum Physics, Relativity, Science, Spooky Action at a Distance, Sports, Tebowmania, Tim Tebow | 7 Comments

This Strange, Twitterfied World

Posted on December 14, 2011 by Tom Garrett

The profound changes to our culture wrought by the rise of the Internet as a whole are obvious to all. But I’m fascinated by one very surprising and strange way in which Twitter specifically altered the manner in which we … Continue reading →

Posted in Commentary, General Culture and News, Music, Sports | Tagged 1980's, Boogie Nights, CM Punk, Dare, General Culture and News, Internet, Music, Sports, Stan Bush, The 80's, The Touch, Transformers, Twitter, WWE | 2 Comments

At Least the BCS is Consistent

Posted on December 4, 2011 by Tom Garrett

Our infallible BCS system produced a customarily-frustrating result tonight, to the surprise of almost no one. The BCS passed over Oklahoma State for its BCS “National” “Championship” game. The Cowboys, losers of one double-overtime contest, dominators of Oklahoma, and champions of … Continue reading →

Posted in Commentary, Sports | Tagged Alabama, BCS, College Football, Commentary, Les Miles, LSU, Mike Gundy, National Championship, NCAA Football, Nick Saban, Oklahoma State, Sports, Stanford | 3 Comments

Escape to New York

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Tom Garrett

It’s been an unusually-long time since I’ve posted, but there’s a good reason for that: I knew that writing about the trip I took to New York City a little over a week ago was going to take some time. I’ll … Continue reading →

Posted in Commentary, General Culture and News, Sports | Tagged Big Sister, Charity, Commentary, Froot Boots, General Culture and News, Hurricane Irene, John Cena, Kofi Kingston, Little Brother, Mick Foley, Sheamus, Stand-up Comedy, Survivor Series, The Rock, UCBW, Vacation, Wall $treet, Whole Lotta Denim, WWE | 6 Comments

Awkward Moments in Entertainment History: One, Two…Uh…

Posted on November 10, 2011 by Tom Garrett

This may not technically be “entertainment,” but what it lacks in that area it more than makes up for in the “awkward” department. This is just excruciating to watch. Best of luck in your future endeavors, Rick Perry. “Oops.”