SitCombat: 1/31/13

SitCombatB2I’m not going to pretend that The Office and Archer don’t face an uphill battle tonight.

They face off against the series finale of 30 Rock, and it would be disingenuous to behave as if 30 Rock doesn’t have a natural advantage thanks to (1) sentimentality, (2) being able to pull out all the stops for a series finale, and (3) being an hour-long episode. [EDIT: Apparently, The Office is also pulling double-duty tonight, which means I’ll be up a lot later than usual]

Still, I will be objective as I can in evaluating, as always. If I were a betting man, though, I would say the odds favor a swan-song victory for Tina Fey and company.

Let’s see how it all shakes out.

This was SitCombat for January 31, 2013:

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Will High School Sports Exist in 2043?

TazwellStateChampsSignReading some cultural tea leaves of late has led me to wonder whether a pillar of American teenage life—high school athletics—will still exist 20 or 30 years from now.  With participation levels among high school athletes higher than ever, that may seem like a remote possibility.

But here are some concrete reasons why it might not be so far-fetched:

1. Concussions.  An obvious point, but every time we mine new concussion-related data, it seems like what we discover is that the inevitability of concussion-related injuries rises exponentially.  In other words, we look for an answer, and that answer is always “It’s worse than we thought.”  Within the next two or three years, I think a major media outlet with a lot of clout will craft a feature story arguing that football should be abolished.

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SitCombat: 1/24/13

SitCombatB2Tick-tock.  30 Rock and The Office are close to wrapping for good, and, with them, so is SitCombat.  Both seem to be going out in style, as they produced high-quality episodes last week.

Yet, neither of the venerable NBC franchises took top honors.  Instead, a returning Archer won the battle in its first attempt of 2013.

Will there be a repeat performance for the FX adult cartoon?

This was SitCombat for January 24, 2013:

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About That Rumble Thing

I normally use my birthday (1/23) to grant myself a rare indulgence and post something introspective.  The truth is, I wrote something lengthy—twice—about certain themes and lessons taught to me in my youth that seem to have been abandoned by young and old alike (but mostly by the young) in more recent years.  There was going to be a lot of stuff in there about how winners don’t use drugs, and about how Phil Mickelson’s a hero who doesn’t need to apologize to anyone, and about how entitled young people have become over the last fifteen years, blah, blah, blah.

RoyalRumble2013Rather than irradiate my readers with my old-fashioned but salient worldview, however, I’ve decided to write about a professional wrestling show.

The 2013 Royal Rumble takes place this Sunday in Phoenix, Arizona.  Crowds in the western U. S. are somewhere near the bottom of the wrestling fan pecking order, but the entrance-heavy Royal Rumble usually gets the best pops possible from even a mediocre crowd.  Let’s hope that happens.  At least it’s not at a huge venue.  Nothing is more of a buzzkill for we poor slobs watching from our living rooms than seeing hearing a live audience that’s largely indifferent to the proceedings.  Fingers crossed.  Here’s a preview of the PPV:

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Must Be a Typo

Vacationing—or, more specifically, flying on an airplane—affords me opportunities unknown in the remainder of my day-to-day life.  From the irrational anxiety I feel if I’m not at the airport at least an hour before my flight, to submitting to a full-body x-ray for some reason,  to paying $8 for a blueberry muffin, to being berated by a slightly-higher-than-minimum-wage employee because I didn’t take my shoes off fast enough—air travel offers experiences I just can’t get anywhere else.  And thank God for that.

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The Litter Kwitter System

One more pleasant example is my perusal of the free SkyMall catalog, a periodical packed with insane products that I wouldn’t contemplate for a moment if I were within 20,000 feet of sea level.  Yet, somehow, at altitude, I mull them over.  There are dozens of bad ideas for gifts (or good ideas for bad gifts, depending on your perspective), from Justin Bieber singing toothbrushes to “Litter Kwitter,” a potty-training system for your cat.

Yet, of all the zany items listed this year, there was one that exceeded the implausibility of all the others.

No, it wasn’t a life-sized Bigfoot statue, or an irrational numbers wall clock, or even a “disinfection scanner” to kill hotel bed bacteria.  No, the item in question was a seemingly innocuous autographed basketball in a glass display case. Continue reading →

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SitCombat: 1/17/13

SitCombatB2Seems like just yesterday I was writing SitCombat.  It was actually the day before yesterday, thanks to the previously explained hiatus.  30 Rock took an easy win over The Office, but there’s some added competition tonight, courtesy of FX and the season premiere of Archer. Archer had a strong year last season, so a similar effort could present problems for the two NBC shows as we wind down the final few weeks of SitCombat.

Speaking of that, I think it probably makes sense to retire this column once 30 Rock wraps at the end of January. One, I’m sort of tired of writing it after two-plus years. Secondly, it’s not like the internet suffers from a lack of television review blogs.

For now, I’ll keep the SitCombat tradition going.

This was SitCombat for January 17, 2013:

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SitCombat: 1/10/13

SitCombatB2A long hiatus for the SitCombat shows, coupled with a second delay caused by my pursuing other interests last Thursday, means that this is the first edition of SitCombat in over a month. It will also be one of the last editions, as the two primary competitors over the history of this gimmick will both be concluding their final seasons in the not-too-distant future.

For now, 30 Rock and The Office will continue to do battle (to be joined temporarily by Archer when its season cranks up this week) as they say their respective farewells.

This was SitCombat for January 10, 2013:

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About Last Night

I wanted to write something about the Improvised Shakespeare Company performance I was fortunate enough to attend last night, but I need to preface it with this proviso: I’m working on about three hours of train sleep (which equates to approximately 1.5 hours of normal human sleep).  I rode the rails (sans bindle) for six-and-a-half hours yesterday, spent about seven hours in New York City, then took another six-and-a-half hour train back to Richmond at 3:00 a.m.  The fact that it was worth it will become readily apparent in a moment.

The impetus behind this unorthodox itinerary came from a text-message conversation I had with childhood best friend (and occasional podcast guest) Joey Bland.  He had recently been in a special show that was a joint effort between Second City and the Lyric Opera of Chicago.  Long story short, the star of that show was Patrick Stewart[1], and the event incorporated just a taste of improvised Shakespeare.

 Sir Patrick was instantly hooked on the concept.  Things escalated rapidly from there, to the point that, when I texted Joey to ask about how the Lyric Opera show went, he quickly alerted me that “It was awesome.  And here’s the secret awesome part: We’re keeping it quiet, but PS lives in Brooklyn.  We’re headed there to do one of our Shakespeare runs in NYC.  He’s gonna play the show Thursday night.  Unreal.”

I replied, “Please don’t take this the wrong way, but, after Thursday, it’s probably all downhill from there.”  This quickly led to many discussions about exploding heads and blown minds.[2]  I realized that the expense and logistics were irrelevant.  I absolutely had to be there.  I mean—I had to be there.

Flash-forward to the big day.  I had done my part by keeping things a secret.  Joey had been sending me occasional texts to fill me in on what was happening, still not believing himself that this surreal chain of events had unfolded in such rapid succession.  Finally, around 8:45 (at which point I had been at the theater for a while, thanks to my paranoia), Joey wrote to say that, “Well, he’s here.  We’ve been chatting for some time.  Insane.”

It was really happening.

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Best of 2012

TheAxisOfEgoFacebookThe Axis of Ego’s second year was a productive one.  This is the 105th and final post of the year, which averages out to a hair over two pieces per week.  Not a bad clip.  As of this writing, the blog has accumulated a little over 31,000 views in 2012, which is good progress.  I checked in at about 26,000 last year, and half of that came in a matter of two or three days from one post.

Here, in chronological order, are my favorite posts from the past twelve months:

An Abridged History of Pro Wrestling’s Ethnic Identity Crisis (1/5):  As the comments section indicates, I think some people misunderstood this one a bit.  For me, it was just a fun look back at how wrestling uses ethnicity (sometimes clumsily) as one tool in its effort to spark fan interest.

What I’ve Learned So Far (1/23):  In a rare moment of introspection, I listed out a few basic tenets and lessons I’ve picked up on in my 30 or so years of sentience.  I normally hate this sort of writing, but I allowed myself this indulgence on my birthday.  I especially like #5, which is the revelation that probably prompted this piece in the first place.

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Science < Ideology

PinkBlueGenderThe last few weeks have provided a veritable cornucopia of off-base commentary and unsophisticated political thought.  From David Dow’s call to impeach Antonin Scalia, to today’s suggestion by the NRA of armed guards in every school, to myriad pundits who have a fundamental misunderstanding of why gun control does or does not work, a wide range of topics have been handled with little grace or acumen.

A story from the New York Times that I first read this evening happens to be the one that finally riled me enough to commit to writing about it.  Part of that is due to timing, and part of it is due to the ease of the target.  I’m certainly not looking to do any heavy lifting this close to Christmas.

So, I’d like to take a look at a few choice quotes from the article, rebutting as I go.  Let’s begin. Continue reading →

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