More Bacon

I am in the midst of writing three hours per night after working my day job, so, as I explained last time, this site is on the back-burner until September.

Fear not, loyal readers.  I will continue to generate weekly content, even if it’s the quickest, easiest content imaginable.  The sad truth is that most people would rather watch a short video clip of a dog than read a 3,000-word essay on an important political issue of the day[1].

Here, now, is Bacon howling at some television wolves he thought were real.  Enjoy.


[1] Or a professional wrestler.  Whichever.
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Low-Hanging (but Magical) Fruit

Those of you who follow my other “career” closely (read: none of you) will know that this is my busiest time of the year.  A full-time job and extensive writing responsibilities elsewhere is not a combination conducive to spending a tremendous amount of time on this website.  Never fear, however, this blog still means as much to me as ever, and I’m committed to producing some kind of content—even if it means generating the content that requires the least heavy lifting.

With that in mind, I now present a video of my dog eating the remnants of a bowl of chili consumed by yours truly.  Enjoy, fans:

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One of the Good Ones

Any high school history student in the United States has at least a vague understanding of the civil rights movement of the 1950s and 1960s.  Also common knowledge is the fact that not everyone in the country was comfortable with the more “militant” manifestations of that movement, particularly in the realm of athletics, where activists like Muhammad Ali, John Carlos, and Tommie Smith made statements in ways that unsettled even some sympathetic observers.

Thankfully (at least from the perspective of this 1970 AP article), there was George Johnson.

George, you see, didn’t want no trouble from nobody.  He was a happy-go-lucky guy who just wanted to play golf(!) and win on the PGA Tour.  This article is ostensibly a report on the first round of the National Airlines Open, but the author took the opportunity to make a lot of points that, well . . . didn’t have too much to do with putting or sand traps.

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The Axis of Ego Podcast: Breaking Bad (Mini-)Podcast

Old pal Joey Bland stopped by—in person, no less!—to record a short podcast covering the early returns on the fifth season of Breaking Bad.  Take a listen below as Tom and Joey discuss the first two episodes of 2012 and try to get a handle on the really important questions, like “Will Walter White be consumed by hubris?,” “Will Jesse have to kill Walt in order to survive the series?,” and “Will Mike’s eyelids always be at half-mast?”  Take a listen below!

Download: The Axis of Ego Podcast 07-25-12

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Thirteen Predictions about RAW 1000

I hadn’t written a professional-wrestling-related article in a while, and, lest anyone forget that I’m a single, geeky, moderately-overweight, 30-something white guy, I figured I would make a few quick predictions for tonight’s historic broadcast of Monday Night RAW.

For the uninitiated, RAW (and I have no idea why we capitalize it, but we do) is the flagship program of the WWE (which is capitalized because it’s an acronym).  It first aired in January of 1993, and has, as of this writing, broadcast 999 episodes.  As we have been reminded on a regular basis for several years, it is the longestrunningweeklyepisodictvshow in history.

With the significance of tonight’s show in mind, here are some unsolicited predictions of varying prescience:

1. Kane interrupts the AJ / Daniel Bryan wedding: Duh.  Devotees will remember that Kane has improbably been involved in not one, but two on-air wedding interruptions.  This will serve both as a launching point for a feud, as well as a nice callback.  Of course, the preferable outcome might be Kane not interrupting (or interrupting to say “best wishes” and give them a bread-maker), and then Bryan cruelly dumping AJ at the altar as payback for the mindgames of the last couple of months.  Good lord, it’s weird that I actually devote brainpower to this stuff.

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My Dog Bacon

I detailed the story of my friend Bacon a few months back.  I explained that he was a good doggie who was looking for a permanent home after bouncing around a few times with adoptive families who wound up not following through on their commitment to adopt.

Long story short, we reached a “last straw” moment at some point in the early spring.  Yet another round of adoption applications had resulted in no progress toward someone actually committing to adopt him.

I realized that, although living with me wasn’t an ideal situation for Bacon (since I have neither children nor another dog to serve as a playmate), he had been with me so long that the positive of going to an “ideal” home would be offset by the negative of being dislodged from surroundings to which he had become accustomed.

Since it was a wash at best, I decided to keep him.

So, he’s mine now.  All 27 pounds of him (which I’m told should be 23 pounds, so we’ll have to work on that).  He’s a good boy, and, although I wish he had more opportunities to play with other dogs, I think he’s happy here.

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The Bare Minimum

I have a rant chambered, but I need to preface it with some explanation so as to make the limited scope of the diatribe perfectly clear.

I have a package being delivered via UPS.  In the interests of fairness, I should say both that my experience with UPS in the past has been generally good, and, secondly, that I am in no way suggesting that the contents of this package are urgent or even important by any measure.

However, I am a principled man, and there is a principle involved.

This particular delivery is of the standard shipping variety.  Long story short, the “scheduled delivery” date when the order was placed was Tuesday, July 10.  As part of the tracking feature, the UPS website obviously allows a customer to see each step of the process as a package moves toward its destination.

I don’t know whether it was magic or luck or merely the fortuitous blowing (and, really, is there any other kind?) of a particular trade wind, but the package made its way up from Florida to its destination city of Richmond, Virginia in record time, arriving late in the evening of the sixth.

And then it just sat there.

For three-and-a-half days.

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Tiger, the Bear, and the Record That Matters Most

Tiger Woods won the AT&T National over the weekend.  Victories by Woods aren’t as rare as some would have you believe (he’s the only three-time winner on the Tour this season), but they obviously don’t come with the frequency they once did.  His three wins this season represent the most tournament titles he’s had since winning six times in 2009 before suffering injury-addled, winless campaigns in 2010 and 2011.

There was some historical significance attached to this particular victory: It was the 74th of Woods’ legendary career, putting him ahead of Jack Nicklaus on the PGA’s all-time wins ledger.  Woods now trails only Sam Snead, who won 82 tournaments.

Nicklaus, of course, still holds the vaunted major title record with an incredible 18 championships.  Woods stands at 14.  His likelihood of breaking Snead’s record seems greater than surpassing Nicklaus,’ but the possibility of the latter is still considerable.

By sheer coincidence, I happened to spot the article to the right while doing research on Saturday, the day before Woods passed Nicklaus by winning the AT&T.  The story dates from 1971, when Nicklaus had earned a then-record of his own, winning the Doral-Eastern Open to pass Arnold Palmer as golf’s all-time money leader—by winning a “hefty” $30,000 for his championship.

Yet, the title of the article says it all: “Nicklaus Passes Arnie, but Jones Real Target.”  The Golden Bear explained that, while winning money was nice, he was totally focused on the major record.  Nicklaus had won nine professional majors at the time, and Jones (who played at a time when the U. S. Amateur and British Amateur were two legs of golf’s Grand Slam) still held the record with 13 total majors.

The quotes from the Bear strike me as surprisingly candid by today’s standards.  In fact, he talks openly about not only wanting to surpass Jones, but wanting to surpass Jones by winning a Grand Slam.  The comments also read like they were paraphrased by a sportswriter, not taken verbatim.  “Robert Tyre Jones won 13 major titles in his great career.  I have taken 11 . . . ” and “The odds are against such a feat . . . ” don’t sound like Nicklaus speaking off-the-cuff.

The take-home point from the article is that Nicklaus focused on the majors, and other records (including Snead’s) were of marginal relevance to him.  I think the relevance and value of his honesty on the subject was especially great at that particular moment in history.  Remember, Nicklaus was only halfway to his eventual total of 18 majors when he expressed the point of view that winning majors was the primary criteria by which he would measure his career.  It would have been much easier to say that after he had gotten to sixteen or seventeen, or at least after he had surpassed Jones.  Nicklaus didn’t shy away from putting that pressure on himself, though.  He seemed to revel in it.

Woods was more reserved after his win last Sunday, but that speaks more to the era than it does to the intentions of the athlete.  There’s little doubt that Woods’ top priority for the remainder of his career is to own the major record before he retires.

As an interesting footnote to the story from ’71, Sam Snead’s record (reported there as “84” wins, probably due to different math as to which were “recognized” tournaments) is also addressed by the author in this article about Nicklaus’ victory.  Why?  Because Sam Snead finished fourth in the same tournament.

Fifty-nine-year-old Sam Snead.

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Current Events

Man, what a few weeks we’ve had, America!  There’s so, so, SO much to discuss.  I wanted to try to cover as much ground as I could, yet time constraints conspired to limit my options.

Therefore, in the name of killing two timely birds with one scrupulous stone, I decided to tackle the Supreme Court’s Affordable Care Act decisions . . . via an interview with a bath-salt-addicted stranger.

A transcript follows.  I think it went pretty well!

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The Gathering Storm (Redux)

With today’s Thursday’s impending announcement of the result in the Affordable Care Act cases, I thought it appropriate to revisit this piece from a few months ago.  No matter the outcome in the case (and the tea leaves seem to suggest that the law will be ruled unconstitutional), the reaction and coverage of same is likely to be oversimplified, overstated, and generally insufferable.

Whichever way the case comes out, we’ll hear screams that this case marks the “end of freedom” or some such thing.  Just keep in mind that the law being struck down doesn’t represent any real obstacle to a system that will ultimately produce universal healthcare, and that the law being upheld doesn’t represent any real obstacle to its being repealed a year from now.  I can guarantee you that one of those two arguments (depending on the outcome of the decision) will be making the rounds on cable news all week.

One final thought: Remember that, if the Court rules against the law, the ACA must be struck down in its entirety due to a lack of a severability clause.  In other words, whereas a provision of the USA PATRIOT Act may be ruled unconstitutional without killing the entire bill, the individual mandate being ruled unconstitutional here would serve as a judicial repeal of the entire ACA because of its lack of such a clause.

I’ve often wondered whether the decision to exclude a severability provision were a strategic one. Whether it were or not, just remember that the other provisions of the ACA would still be left standing in the face of a ruling on the individual mandate had the law been drafted with such a provision.  I suspect that a ruling against the ACA will be met with subtle (or not-so-subtle) implications that striking down the entire law was an overreach by the Court, when, in fact, there was no discretion available on the point.

No matter what happens, partisans on one side or the other will insist that the sky is falling and the world as we know it has ended.  This is not the case.  More to the point, a ruling against the ACA will undoubtedly spawn a deluge of anti-judicial-activism retorts from people who adore judicial activism when it’s used in ways that help their ideological causes.  That, really, is the point of this piece: Hypocrites and equivocators are already a dime a dozen.  This ruling will simply accelerate their mass production.

The only real question is: Which model will come flying off the assembly line in a few hours days?

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