Those of you who follow my other “career” closely (read: none of you) will know that this is my busiest time of the year. A full-time job and extensive writing responsibilities elsewhere is not a combination conducive to spending a tremendous amount of time on this website. Never fear, however, this blog still means as much to me as ever, and I’m committed to producing some kind of content—even if it means generating the content that requires the least heavy lifting.
With that in mind, I now present a video of my dog eating the remnants of a bowl of chili consumed by yours truly. Enjoy, fans:
The Axis of Ego 
Also: you have an evil laugh.
I’m going to assume that, based on you feeding him chili, you two do not share the same bed.