30 Rock took the first SitCombat win of 2012, but Tina Fey and company didn’t have to tangle with Archer.
The much-anticipated return of the FX comedy comes after a strong run to end the second season, followed by a three-episode arc to bridge the gap between the second season and the third. Fox seems to have committed to Archer more than ever, as the parent network has been promoting the show to a greater extent than I recall in prior years.
Don’t forget about the Office. NBC’s venerable franchise is also new tonight as it tries to keep up with its seemingly-hotter competitors.
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Tim Tebow’s harshest critics—just like his strongest supporters—remain resolute in their opinions despite any evidence to the contrary. But how many of his detractors can honestly say that he didn’t exceed the level of success they anticipated? Recall that Denver had gone 5-16 in its previous 21 games before Tebow got the starting job for good in Week Seven of 2011.
The WWE admittedly relied more consistently on this particular trick of the trade when it was a regional promotion that ran nearly all of its major shows out of immigrant-heavy New York City. But promotions all over the world used this tactic. It’s a simple formula that persists to this day. Santino Marella is an entertaining, some-might-say-offensive Italian stereotype. Sheamus was touted repeatedly as the first Irish-born WWE champion in history. Drew McIntyre (remember him?) incorporates the Scottish national flag into his ring attire. Wade Barrett boasts about becoming the first English World Heavyweight Champion sometime in the near future.
Tonight’s Monday Night RAW featured the payoff to a long-running series of vignettes in the form of the return of 
This year began with me being bitten in the face by a dog and will end with me staring at a dwindling bank account and vowing to reform my questionable eating and exercise regimen before I suffer a coronary.
The prevailing conflicts on sitcoms of the 50’s and 60’s — to the extent there were any — were commonplace family and relationship issues that could never be confused with what we would call an issue-centric show today. Politics went virtually unmentioned, as did anything within a mile of controversy. Even a show like The Honeymooners depicted its lower-middle-class protagonists in a way that didn’t make the audience uncomfortable with the Kramdens’ socioeconomic standing.
Confirming such a fundamental concept as “where mass comes from” would provide another exciting step forward in our understanding of the nature of the universe.
The Axis of Ego 
What I’ve Learned So Far
That’s one thing I’ve discovered as I’ve gotten older: I don’t feel the age I’m supposed to be. At least not right away. If someone asks me how old I am, “25” is the first number that appears in my brain before my conscious mind has the opportunity to override it. When I actually was 25, the number was 18.
Aging—or, rather, feeling one’s age—seems to happen in fits and starts, not in an unwavering, mechanical progression from year to year. One day, I’ll wake up and feel 36 or 41 or whatever age I happen to be at the time as the cumulative effects of moving to the next stage of life will have caught up with me at last. I’ll think to myself, “Well, I guess I’m not 25 anymore,” and then I’ll feel that age for a few more years until sliding into the next phase. For now, I feel 25.
I think I’ve picked up a few other lessons during my three decades of sentience. And, even though absolutely no one asked, here they are:
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