Seen at the Richmond International House of Airplanes Airport:

Upon arriving at the security checkpoint, I announced loudly that “A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into an airport . . . ” at which point I was quickly tackled to the ground by TSA personnel*.
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*While this may not strictly be true, it’s revealing that guns, knives, and jokes all get lumped into the same category in this era of American history.