Hilarious friends from myriad walks of life have bombarded my Facebook feed with guffaw-inspiring pictures that show the various perceptions about a given occupation. The purveyors of this meme have extended it to jobs as diverse as public relations people, college students, sports information directors, home-schooled kids, photographers, disc jockeys, improvisers, seminarians, and even cats.
Examples of the “What People Think I Do” meme continue to proliferate. Since I’m always up for meme-participation (Anyone who knows me knows that I live for this stuff!), I thought I would throw my hat[1] into the proverbial ring.
So, here’s my attempt to shed some light on my own life and livelihood. I don’t see why directors and web developers and stay-at-home moms should have all the fun!
Bon appetite!
The Axis of Ego 
If I see another lawyer meme, I’m going to quit my job and ride around on a giant dog all day.
You should consider doing that anyway. There are at least 50% too many lawyers, but the “riding a giant dog” industry is barren.
I love it.