An Incomplete List of Words Katy Perry Has Attempted to Rhyme

Katy Perry is a charismatic musical performer who has delighted millions of fans—including this one!!!   Her catchy songs, spot-on pop sensibilities, and colorful videos have established her as one of the top acts in the world.

Here’s an incomplete list of words Katy Perry has attempted to rhyme[1] in some of her many, many ultra-successful, super-duper-mega-hits:

“Room” and “Pool”

“Loving” and “Poison”

“Peacock” and “Bee-otch”[2]

“Barbecue” and “(or a) bruise”

“Intention” and “Discretion”

“Ground-shaking” and “Amazing”

“Greener” and “Water”

“Shine” and “July”

“Floating” and “Glowing”

“Energy” and “Battery”

“Tree” and “Seed”

“Alien” and “Foreign”

“Dark” and “Hard” and “Heart”

“Car” and “Floor”

“Vegas” and “Vegas”

A stone is heavy and sand is weighty.  I hope Katy entertains us ’til she’s 80!

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[1] Or at least pair / couple
[2] I honestly do like Katy Perry (judge away).  But “Peacock” is an aggressively bad song.  “Peacock” metaphorically murdered subtlety, then crashed subtlety’s funeral, continued to assault the now-deceased concept, then returned to the cemetery under cover of night, dug up subtlety’s corpse and kept stabbing the body until dawn.
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