The Hitler – Trump Hypothetical, Revisited

Posted on July 14, 2024 by Tom Garrett

A few hours after Election Day 2020, with the notion of a “stolen” vote already the hottest topic in politics, I wrote a piece explaining why such an idea wasn’t ridiculous.

It wasn’t because I believed that the 2020 election was “stolen” (I don’t), or because I supported President Trump’s fiery, sometimes conspiratorial rhetoric (again, I don’t).  But what struck me was the claim by Trump’s critics that the suggestion of election improprieties was simply absurd and insulting.  I said the following at the time, discussing the classic ethical question of whether it is just to murder baby Hitler:

The crux of the [Hitler] question is whether it is ethical to kill someone when he is still an innocent child, long before he commits crimes against humanity.  Many people would say that the greater good absolutely demands it.  Others would say that there is no excuse for violating a core principle of morality, not even for Hitler.

Now consider a softer, if equally impossible hypothetical.  You can travel back in time and manipulate the elections of 1930, 1932, and/or 1933 in Germany to prevent Hitler’s rise to power. No killing is involved.  Just ballot and voter fraud.  And the hypo assumes that your scheme would be effective.  Would you do that?  I think we can all agree that a substantial percentage of the population would.

Now recall that we’ve been told for the past four years that Trump is essentially an American Hitler, or on the way to being Hitler.

While I find that comparison silly, the lesson here is that there are plenty of people who truly believe it’s apt to analogize Trump to Hitler.  From their point of view, present-day America is at the “1932 or 1933 in Germany” phase.

With all of that in mind, do you think such people would hesitate to adopt a “by-any-means-necessary” mentality in a close race?

I don’t.  Not for a second.

Emphasis added.  At the time, I was quite certain that continuing to equate Trump with a person widely recognized as the worst of the past century (if not in history) would result in more and more rationalization about what is ethically, morally, and politically acceptable to stop him.  Later in the piece, I added:

Again, these [vocal Trump critics in the media and the Democratic Party] are the same sort of folks whose proposed solution to alleged norm-busting by the GOP is to eliminate the filibuster, pack the courts, add a couple of new states to change the composition of the Senate, and, of course, abolish the Electoral College.  To repeat: they propose these measures as an alleged defense of norms.  They do so without a hint of irony.

What I didn’t anticipate at the time was that Trump would be attacked as vigorously by media and political opponents after he was out of office as he was while he was in office.  This makes sense in hindsight, as these folks clearly saw Trump as a continued threat, such that they needed to be relentless in their dogged efforts to prevent a second Trump term.

The obvious problem is that this relentlessness requires ever-escalating warnings, fearmongering, and, ultimately, tactics.  Our own American media and many politicians have demonstrated little reluctance to call Trump “Hitler” for the past eight years—and continue to do so.

Now, we’re here.  And I’m not sure what it will take to pull us back from the edge of the abyss before we fall in.

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A Gay (as in “Happy”) Father’s Day

Posted on June 16, 2024 by Tom Garrett

Dedicated and detail-oriented readers may recall a post from way back in 2011 about an advertisement that appeared in Time and Newsweek in 1961.  The ad featured my father portraying a medical student (which he was not).

For those of you too lazy to click, here’s the ad.

In that 2011 post, I explained:

The advertisements, smartly entitled “Doctor of Tomorrow,” promoted the A. H. Robins pharmaceutical company based in Richmond, Virginia.  The premise of the copy was that my father and the other man pictured in the ad were medical students practicing the art of drawing blood samples.  The ad makes the point that it takes many years for a medical student to become a quality doctor, then segues into a comparison about how the pharmaceutical industry takes years of research to develop quality medication.

Neither of the people pictured in this advertisement were doctors or even medical students in real life.  Apparently (according to my mom), it was illegal at the time for actual medical professionals to appear in advertising of any kind.

Thirteen years later, and I was doing an image search to see if there was a HQ version of that ad.  And I found one–sort of!

What I actually discovered was that a pseudonymous artist named “Joan Seed” had repurposed this ad for a piece of pop art that looks like this:

Well, then!

Have a very gay Father’s Day, everyone!  And don’t forget to buy the t-shirt!

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Let’s All Make Fun of Tom’s Brackets (2024 Edition)

Posted on March 22, 2024 by Tom Garrett

After a brief moment of glory derived from my championship-winning 2021 bracket, I returned to (poor) form in 2022.  In fact, my 2022 bracket was evidently bad enough that I decided not even to post my 2023 bracket.

That 2022 edition was wholly consistent with my futility in 2011, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019.  I now return to this woefully neglected blog and take a brief respite from my intermittent movie reviews to post the disaster-in-the-making that is my 2024 NCAA Tournament prediction.

As you can see by the helpful color-coding below, I endured a thoroughly mediocre first day, already losing one of my Elite 8 teams (Kentucky).  The odd thing is, I had zero faith in Kentucky, given their recent tournament struggles. I was actually more surprised that Dayton won than I was that Kentucky lost.

Yet, for some reason, I picked the Wildcats to go to the Elite 8.  Such is the mystery of the mind(?) of Tom Garrett.

Here, now, is my 40th-percentile-level prognostication:

 

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Timely Movie Review: American Fiction

Posted on February 8, 2024 by Tom Garrett

[**Spoilers**]

Upon watching the very fine trailer for American Fiction, one could be forgiven for concluding that the film is “only” a satirical look at modern racial and cultural norms about the “black experience” in America.  Something like 1987’s excellent Hollywood Shuffle may come to mind.

While American Fiction resoundingly, unquestionably succeeds in that examination, what the trailer doesn’t reveal is how much more there is to this film beyond that aspect.

Instead, the film is also fundamentally about family and the dynamics of a wide variety of interpersonal relationships, with the character of writer Thelonious “Monk” Ellison, played by the superb Jeffrey Wright, serving as the hub.

Impressive from the opening scene, in which an entitled, progressive, white college student named Brittany takes Professor Ellison to task for writing the title of a particular Flannery O’Connor short story on the class whiteboard, the film certainly highlights Monk’s frustrations with the world around him to hilarious effect.

That introductory conversation sets the tone for what’s to come, as Monk explains (in vain) that any examination of Southern literature of that time must necessarily include language and ideas that many contemporary students may find heinous.  After a bitingly funny exchange, Brittany leaves class and presumably complains, leading to a disciplinary hearing of sorts—with three white colleagues—that leads to an involuntary leave of absence.

This sequence tracks much of what we see in the rest of the film: self-anointed benevolent, “enlightened” white people (usually liberal white women) unwittingly and condescendingly dictating the boundaries of racial and cultural questions to Monk (and, later, to Issa Rae’s Sintara Golden).

Perhaps the sharpest example is a scene toward the end, in which fellow literary award judge Ailene Hoover (Jenn Harris), who has recently explained how important it is to “listen to black voices,” joins two other white judges in dismissing the objections of Monk and Sintara in naming the book Fuck as the award winner.

Fuck, of course, is the mockery of a novel that Monk secretly writes out of frustration with white elites and publishing houses that only seem to be interested in flat, stereotypical characterizations of black people.  Monk’s anger sparks retaliatory creativity after witnessing the acclaim for Golden’s runaway bestseller We’s Lives in da Ghetto.  This disdain leads him to write Fuck, originally titled My Pafology.

Even when Monk pushes boundaries to absurd lengths in an effort to sabotage the Fuck “monster” he’s created, his upping of the satirical ante only makes “woke” white literary and film executives more desirous of the story, tripping over one another to throw money at his alter ego, “Stagg R. Leigh.”

While all of the above is sublimely executed, none of it could be classified as “unexpected,” based on the trailer’s apparent central premise.  What was unexpected—delightfully so—is American Fiction’s exploration of Monk, his family, and his relationships with them and others in his life.

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Timely Movie Review: Oppenheimer

Posted on July 31, 2023 by Tom Garrett

Christopher Nolan is my favorite director.  He is one of the few filmmakers whose name alone is enough to get me to the theater.  In fact, he may be the only one.

For example, although Damian Chazelle’s Whiplash and First Man are among my all-time favorite movies, even Chazelle’s brilliance on those projects wasn’t enough to get me to see La La Land, much less Babylon.

But “A Christopher Nolan Film” is enough of a selling point to prompt a ticket purchase.  That’s a curse as well as a blessing, though, as there is a straight line from the immense respect I have for Nolan to the temptation of unrealistic expectations.

So it was when I saw the first trailer for Oppenheimer.  It was then that I began a several-month conversation with myself in an attempt to keep those expectations in check.  Although I was largely successful, I still think Nolan’s very, very good movie probably came up just short of the movie that the trailer conjured in my overactive imagination.

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Timely Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Posted on May 14, 2023 by Tom Garrett

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 breaks a lukewarm streak for MCU films, partly because it doesn’t fit into the current run of Marvel fare.  Instead, it’s both a satisfying conclusion to a distinct trilogy and the true, final epilogue for the Infinity Saga.

There are no references to multiverse incursions or cameos from other Marvel IP to set up the next link in the Phase 4-5-6 chain.  Even the post-credits scene is a humorous snippet from Peter Quill’s new life on Earth, rather than an off-ramp into a new adventure connected to a larger story.  The film does conclude with a promise that Star-Lord will return, but only in a vague, 007-esque way, not with any specificity or connection to an upcoming film.

Rather, Gunn focuses on completing character arcs, especially that of Rocket Racoon.  More on that in a moment.  But the out-of-place feel of this MCU entry likely partly owes to the delay caused by Gunn’s firing and eventual rehiring.  Vol. 1 came out in 2014, followed by 2017’s Vol. 2.  Pre-production on Vol. 3 was well underway in 2018, with Gunn finishing the first draft of the screenplay just weeks before his firing.

Instead of having a film ready to go shortly after Endgame, we waited an additional two or three years for a Gunn-helmed Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.  It was undoubtedly worth the wait, as Gunn was able to bring each of the major characters to a point that felt natural and satisfying.

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Untimely Movie Review – Inception (OR: At Long Last, The End)

Posted on December 28, 2022 by Tom Garrett

It has taken me eight-and-a-half years, but the cinematic odyssey that began in early 2014 has come to a close.

That was when I purchased the Warner Bros. 50 Film Collection, vowing to review every single movie in the set.  I arrogantly assumed I would knock it out in a couple of years.  Maybe even under a year!  After all, that’s only one movie every week or two.

As it turned out, a rapid start gave way to a much more leisurely pace, thanks to a career / job change and a move up to northern Virginia from my lifelong home of Richmond.  Weeks became months became years, and the promise to review every one of these films became slightly more of a burden than a pleasure.

The biggest speed bumps were those epic-length features in the 1960s, like Doctor Zhivago.  The prospect of losing the better part of an afternoon to watch a film about which I wasn’t enthusiastic made it all-too-easy to find an excuse to avoid it.  That ease of rejection prevented me from resuming my journey when I always had the option of watching a tight, hour-forty-five movie from outside the confines of the collection.

Eventually, I became more intentional about finishing, which led to the more recent rededication to the project.

Now, finally—finally—I am done.

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Timely Movie Review: Elvis

Posted on August 16, 2022 by Tom Garrett

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

The recent Baz Luhrmann Elvis biopic succeeds more than it fails.  First and foremost, Austin Butler is very good, and he will likely get a Best Actor Oscar nomination.  His only sin is not being Elvis, but nobody is or was.  He does an excellent job of emulating him.

By contrast, Tom Hanks (or Luhrmann) made some choices that end up leaving Hanks as perhaps the weakest part of the movie.  Believe it or not.  Tom Hanks is a fantastic actor, and, like most people who grew up in the 80s and 90s, I’m a huge fan.  But this felt like a bit of a misfire.  More on that in a moment.

There are some other minor criticisms.  In a movie about Elvis, you certainly don’t need to incorporate modern musical “takes” on his work.  But, of course, that’s Luhrmann.  Speaking of which, Luhrmann’s flashy, comic-book-esque visual style seems overused early on.

On the other hand, that style is used in part to summarize or abridge details, which makes sense.  In watching this film, I realized that this is the first time in a long while that I’ve watched a movie and thought, “This really could have been a good, big-budget streaming series rather than a film.”

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Timely Movie Review: Top Gun: Maverick

Posted on June 3, 2022 by Tom Garrett

*SPOILERS (DANGER ZONE) AHEAD*

Imagine someone comes to you and says, “I just ate the best hot dog I’ve ever had.”

If you’re like me, your response would be something along the lines of “Where did you get it?  Because I’d like to go there myself as soon as possible and eat one of these delicious hot dogs.”

If you’re not like me, you might scoff and say, “Who cares?  It’s a hot dog.  I like cuisine, not crap.”

So it goes with Top Gun: Maverick.

I’m not going to craft a 2,000-word analysis for this film, because one isn’t necessary.

The movie kicks ass.

When I saw the original trailer for TG2, which happened something like three years ago, my first thought was “why do we need this?”

Like many other properties from the 80s and 90s, we were getting a seemingly unnecessary sequel or reboot.  My usual reaction after watching one of these projects—even ones that I wind up thinking are ok—is “fine, but we’d still have been better off without it.”  That’s certainly how I felt after watching Ghostbusters: Afterlife, for example, but the same can be said of the Star Wars sequels or the reboot of my favorite 1980s detective show whose existence I won’t even acknowledge by saying its name.

Once in a while, though, one of these projects not only works, but exceeds expectations and makes you grateful the creative forces behind it didn’t give up.  That was my reaction after watching the first season of Kobra Kai, for instance, which I found to be inspired.

Top Gun: Maverick is something else.

If you had told me on the day I saw that first trailer “picture the best version of what a sequel to this 30-plus-year-old movie could be,” Top Gun: Maverick still would have exceeded those expectations.

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Timely Movie Review: Men

Posted on May 27, 2022 by Tom Garrett

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

Alex Garland’s Men was well on its way to being one of the better horror films I’ve seen, but took a detour into a bizarrely graphic, possibly literary-esque symbolism in the final 20-30 minutes that abruptly shifted it into the “it’s a thinker, but I never need to see it again” category.

I could be wrong, but I also don’t think it’s necessarily as confusing as a lot of people seem to believe.

First, the good part: The first two-thirds or so of Men is a fantastic slow burn, up to and including a near-real-time tour of the English country house that the main character, Harper Marlowe (Jessie Buckley), will be occupying for two weeks.  In the early portion of the film, the only harrowing portions are those that relate to flashbacks of the events around Harper’s abusive husband James’ (Paapa Essiedu) suicide—a trauma that weighs on Harper and will ultimately be the focal point of the film.

What the viewer realizes early on is that all of the men in this village look very similar.  Of course, they are, in fact, played by the same actor, Rory Kinnear.  There’s a frightening incident involving a naked stalker, but, surprisingly, it’s quickly resolved without much fanfare (by horror movie standards).  Nobody is injured and police quickly arrive and arrest the trespasser.

At the same time, odd happenings keep piling up, all of which involving Harper’s interaction with village folk who all clearly look like the same person (something she never mentions, which I believe is significant).  The story culminates with Harper being chased home and several of the men showing up in her yard—one at a time.  The film still maintains some ambiguity at this point, interjecting the possibility that a bird caused a broken window, for example.

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