Would-Be Robot Overlords Suffer Setback

I’ve recently become a contributor for a website called A New Voice.  It’s a commentary site with its focus on pop culture and politics (especially the intersection of the two), with a right-of-center point of view and an additional goal of outreach for a youth- and minority-oriented audience.  This is my most recent piece.

As someone who worries about a future robotic takeover, I’m cautiously optimistic that the Bristol Robotics Laboratory announced in a recent press release that it would spearhead a research effort to make robots more “trustworthy.”

Robots increasingly serve “helper” roles in society, such as aiding patients recovering from injury or illness.  As direct robot / human contact occurs more frequently in contemporary culture, issues of human safety understandably become more a pressing issue.

But the BRL’s research goes a step beyond mere concerns about a malfunction or design flaw injuring a human.

Say hello to your future master (or murderer).

From the press release: “[I]t is still crucial to understand not only whether the robot makes safe moves, but whether it knowingly or deliberately makes unsafe moves.” (emphasis mine)

Translation?  The good folks at the BRL know that it may be just a matter of time before disgruntled robots turn on their unwitting and vulnerable makers (i.e. you and me).

The research project is quite broad and, in addition to industry experts, will enlist the assistance of several UK institutions.  Besides the BRL, which consists of scientists from the University of the West of England and the University of Bristol, colleagues from the University of Liverpool and the University of Hertfordshire will also join in the effort to postpone a possible mechanized takeover of Earth.

The program, called the “Trustworthy Robotic Assistants,” or “TRA” project, has already made use of a robot named BERT to test scenarios in manufacturing where a human employee collaborates with a (possibly sinister, scheming) robot coworker.

There will also be more mundane experiments conducted in the University of Hertfordshire’s “Robot House.”  Such experiments will deal with everyday interaction between humans and robots in home-assistance scenarios.  This seems wise, as the opening salvo of any robot revolution would undoubtedly take place in our kitchens and bathrooms.

“Safety assurance of robots is an urgent research challenge that must be addressed before many products that already exist in labs can be unlocked for mass production,” explains Dr. Kerstin Eder, the principle investigator for the BRL.

The project will cost the equivalent of 1.8 million dollars and take three-and-a-half years to finish.  Luckily, the projected completion date of my robot-proof bunker is only two years away.  The BRL research is especially crucial as advances in artificial intelligence steamroll toward a possible AI singularity that would see robots equal (and then surpass) human intelligence.

I can only hope the BRL isn’t too late to spare us all from our otherwise-certain doom.  Godspeed, Brits.

I’ll be in my bunker if you need me.

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NCAA Football without the “NCAA”

NCAAFootball14NCAA Football, long a staple of the EA Sports gaming line-up, will cease to exist after the current version—a least under that name.

The NCAA announced yesterday that it would not renew its long-standing licensing deal with Electronic Arts.  An agreement between the two parties has existed in some form for 20 years.  The reason for the change is fairly simple: The Ed O’Bannon lawsuit creates huge potential liability for the NCAA.  Should a court rule that the organization must compensate athletes for the use of their likenesses, the NCAA could be on the hook for millions upon millions of dollars, depending on where the “line” is drawn for damages in terms of timing and the size of the class eligible for recovery.

Naturally, the NCAA says that “We are confident in our legal position regarding the use of our trademarks in video games.  But, given the current business climate and costs of litigation, we determined participating in this game is not in the best interests of the NCAA.”

In other words, “We believe we will win this suit.  But, all B. S. aside, we probably won’t.  So, we’re going to mitigate against future liability while we still can.”

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A Money in the Bank Preview? Why Not?

MITB2013In many respects, Money in the Bank is the most compelling pay-per-view the WWE has.

Of course, no one questions that WrestleMania is the premier event.  But whereas ‘Mania is largely a “state of the union”-type show that tells us where the industry is in a given year, Money in the Bank has evolved into the event that tells us where the industry is going over the next year, if not beyond.

That goes not only for the Money in the Bank ladder matches, but for the rest of the card as well.  At the first MITB-specific pay-per-view, The Miz won the WWE Title Money in the Bank match and went from being an amusing mid-carder to being the best heel the company had—and a WrestleMania main-eventer[1].  In 2011, Alberto Del Rio and Daniel Bryan won, signaling major pushes for both.  Meanwhile, C. M. Punk won the WWE Title against John Cena in the culmination of one of the better angles of the last five years.  That match, in turn, also set the stage for two solid years of Punk’s elevation to truly elite status.

Last year, the WWE came up with the semi-official idea of making the World Heavyweight Title contract MITB match a “futures” event, while the WWE Title MITB match was an “all-star” competition.  Dolph Ziggler and John Cena, respectively, won those briefcases.  We also got a Punk / Bryan match for the WWE title, and a continued monster push for Ryback.

As I said, whereas ‘Mania is a “snapshot” of the industry, Money in the Bank is the PPV to watch if you want to begin figuring out whether you’re going to enjoy the next nine months of WWE programming.  That brings me to this year.  This card, like the last two, is loaded with compelling stories that aren’t limited to the two ladder matches.

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The Triumph of Self-Determination

In light of some of the events of the past few days, I thought it appropriate to re-blog this piece from a little over a year ago. I think it’s prophetic in some ways, but also points out some of the rhetorical struggles we still deal with (and will continue to tackle) on a daily basis.

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The legislature of the state of Washington recently passed a measure to begin allowing same-sex marriages once the governor signs the bill into law this summer.  This action mirrored what occurred a few months earlier in the state of New York.  After several false starts, a lengthy debate, and a narrow vote, New York also passed legislation to redefine marriage to include same-sex relationships.

This is how democracy is supposed to work.

Voters in North Carolina elevated the state’s ban on same-sex marriage to its constitution this week.  The amendment also added a constitutional ban on civil unions or similar arrangements.  The measure passed by a comfortable margin.

The outcry over Amendment One’s passage, particularly from the young and from the famous, has been forceful and predictable.  This follows in the wake of Proposition 8’s passage (and subsequent legal issues) in California just a couple of years earlier.

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The VRA Case and NLRB Appointments

ACASupremeCourtI was a guest on Aim Right with Amy this past Tuesday night, hosted by Amy Lutz.  Amy is also the Editor-in-Chief of A New Voice, a commentary website for which I am a contributor.  Amy and I discussed the Supreme Court news from early in the week.  Specifically, we talked about the Shelby County case and what it might actually mean for the future of the Voting Rights Act, as well as the decision by the Court to grant cert in considering whether the rather unusual National Labor Relations Board appointments by President Obama are unconstitutional.  The full show is available at the link above, and my segment can be found below!

Download: Aim Right With Amy – Tom Garrett Segment – 6/25/13

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It’s the Little Things

People who don’t “get” professional wrestling—and there’s nothing wrong with that—have trouble appreciating how glorious this unique form of entertainment can be when it really works.  This week’s edition of RAW offered a glimpse of that pinnacle.

The set-up was as follows: Longtime WWE wrestler and former World Champion Mark Henry had been off of television for a few weeks, offering cryptic tweets hinting at a possible retirement.  He then showed up on RAW to deliver one of those once-a-year or so promos that makes every second spent slogging through mediocrity absolutely, 100% worth it:



It was all the subtle little touches along the way that made this promo.  Things like:
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A New Voice: The Launching Pad

I’ve recently become a contributor for a website called A New Voice.  It’s a commentary site with its focus on pop culture and politics (especially the intersection of the two), with a right-of-center point of view and an additional goal of outreach for a youth- and minority-oriented audience.[1]  What follows is a piece I wrote for A New Voice a few weeks back (hence the now-somewhat-dated subject matter).  In it, I discuss the relationship between the Benghazi incident to free speech mores, and why it’s so important for us to get accurate narratives from our government and media.

Here’s a spoiler alert for the ongoing Benghazi hearings:

It’s going to be a tie.

Yes, those on the right will say that the testimony did significant damage to the administration’s credibility, as well as to the credentials of Hillary Clinton in her performance as Secretary of State.

HillaryClintonBenghaziBut, without a media willing to “corroborate” that point for the American public, the revelations from the hearings will do only modest good.

To the extent that most major media outlets choose to cover the story at all, the verdict will be that this is just a round of partisan bickering, with Republicans’ true motivation being a preemptive strike on the unseemly prospect known as “Hillary 2016.”  These sources will either tell us that there’s no new information to be had, or that the waters are too muddy to be conclusive.

“Let’s just move on,” they’ll hint.

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The Axis of Ego Podcast: Joey Bland and Mad Men

MadMenSeason6ArtOld pal Joey Bland stopped by to talk a little about his current Second City show and to talk a lot about the current season of Mad Men.  Tom and Joey talk about the season so far, who may die or be fired before Season Six is complete, what the hell is up with the enigma known as Bob Benson, and more.  You can check out the podcast below!

Download: The Axis of Ego Podcast 6-7-13

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Saving Our Skins

With 10 of the 435 members of Congress calling for the Redskins to change their name, despite recent polling that suggests only 11 percent of the public objects, I thought it might be a good time to re-run this post from a few months back.

Again, I think what is so telling about this issue is how unrepresentative the media is of the way the public feels.  As I discuss in this piece, every major public opinion poll ever taken on this topic (including one exclusive to Native Americans) suggests that the vast majority have no issue with the nickname. However, the media is essentially 100% against it.

Hell, even Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless of the ESPN (contrived) debate show “First Take” found common ground, here, which is a bit alarming. In the piece below, I not only discuss the substance of the debate, but also explore just what is at work with the mainstream media not only being in lockstep, but being in lockstep in a way that is totally at odds with the way the public feels.  The media will continue to bring this story up until a critical mass of people agree with their position.  And, if that never happens, it will nonetheless persist in perpetuity.  Enjoy.

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I didn’t think much of it one way or the other when Harrison Weinhold brought up the Washington Redskins’ nickname during the podcast we recorded over a week ago.  The conversation meandered from weighty issue to weighty issue, and the brief detour into sports felt unremarkable.  After all, the Redskins’ nickname has been mildly controversial in some circles for a couple of decades now, with the anti-“Redskins” sentiment never gaining much traction.

ChiefZWe’d get a disposable opinion piece once in a while, and the odd publication here or there would announce with a modest dash of self-congratulation that it would henceforth refuse to use the team nickname in its NFL coverage.  Generally, this was the sports equivalent of the intermittent, scary “summer of the shark attack” story: A few people would get riled up, we would worry about it and discuss it for a few weeks, but all was forgotten…

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Has Arrested Development Made a Huge Mistake?

With the return of Arrested Development mere days away, I keep thinking about Joe Gibbs.

I didn’t really have sports heroes in the traditional sense growing up, but Gibbs, the legendary Washington Redskins head coach, is probably the exception.

It wasn’t just that he coached my favorite team, or that they were wildly successful during my childhood.  It was also that he projected an image of good character and integrity.

So, when he returned to coaching in 2004, I was ecstatic.

JoeGibbsI actually closed my office door for about an hour the day the Redskins announced Gibbs was coming back, peppering my friends with phone calls at work as we gleefully giggled like schoolgirls as visions of Lombardi Trophies filled our heads.

Except things didn’t go so well.  He went 6-10 his first year.  He quickly followed that up with a very good 10-6 season that included a playoff win, and all seemed well.  But 2006 wound up with a disastrous 5-11 campaign after seeming so full of promise at the outset.  2007 turned out to be one of his best coaching jobs ever, though, as his team rallied from the death of Sean Taylor (and a Gibbs blunder in the Buffalo game right after Taylor’s funeral) to post four straight victories at the end of the season and qualify for the playoffs.

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