I’ve recently become a contributor for a website called A New Voice. It’s a commentary site with its focus on pop culture and politics (especially the intersection of the two), with a right-of-center point of view and an additional goal of outreach for a youth- and minority-oriented audience. This is my most recent piece.
As someone who worries about a future robotic takeover, I’m cautiously optimistic that the Bristol Robotics Laboratory announced in a recent press release that it would spearhead a research effort to make robots more “trustworthy.”
Robots increasingly serve “helper” roles in society, such as aiding patients recovering from injury or illness. As direct robot / human contact occurs more frequently in contemporary culture, issues of human safety understandably become more a pressing issue.
But the BRL’s research goes a step beyond mere concerns about a malfunction or design flaw injuring a human.

Say hello to your future master (or murderer).
From the press release: “[I]t is still crucial to understand not only whether the robot makes safe moves, but whether it knowingly or deliberately makes unsafe moves.” (emphasis mine)
Translation? The good folks at the BRL know that it may be just a matter of time before disgruntled robots turn on their unwitting and vulnerable makers (i.e. you and me).
The research project is quite broad and, in addition to industry experts, will enlist the assistance of several UK institutions. Besides the BRL, which consists of scientists from the University of the West of England and the University of Bristol, colleagues from the University of Liverpool and the University of Hertfordshire will also join in the effort to postpone a possible mechanized takeover of Earth.
The program, called the “Trustworthy Robotic Assistants,” or “TRA” project, has already made use of a robot named BERT to test scenarios in manufacturing where a human employee collaborates with a (possibly sinister, scheming) robot coworker.
There will also be more mundane experiments conducted in the University of Hertfordshire’s “Robot House.” Such experiments will deal with everyday interaction between humans and robots in home-assistance scenarios. This seems wise, as the opening salvo of any robot revolution would undoubtedly take place in our kitchens and bathrooms.
“Safety assurance of robots is an urgent research challenge that must be addressed before many products that already exist in labs can be unlocked for mass production,” explains Dr. Kerstin Eder, the principle investigator for the BRL.
The project will cost the equivalent of 1.8 million dollars and take three-and-a-half years to finish. Luckily, the projected completion date of my robot-proof bunker is only two years away. The BRL research is especially crucial as advances in artificial intelligence steamroll toward a possible AI singularity that would see robots equal (and then surpass) human intelligence.
I can only hope the BRL isn’t too late to spare us all from our otherwise-certain doom. Godspeed, Brits.
I’ll be in my bunker if you need me.
NCAA Football, long a staple of the EA Sports gaming line-up, will cease to exist after the current version—a least under that name.
Voters in North Carolina elevated the state’s ban on same-sex marriage to its constitution this week. The amendment also added a constitutional ban on civil unions or similar arrangements. The measure passed by a comfortable margin.
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But, without a media willing to “corroborate” that point for the American public, the revelations from the hearings will do only modest good.
We’d get a disposable opinion piece once in a while, and the odd publication here or there would announce with a modest dash of self-congratulation that it would henceforth refuse to use the team nickname in its NFL coverage. Generally, this was the sports equivalent of the intermittent, scary “summer of the shark attack” story: A few people would get riled up, we would worry about it and discuss it for a few weeks, but all was forgotten…


15 Things I Learned from the “G. I. Joe: The Movie” Commentary Track
Even at age 9, I didn’t know quite what to make of G. I. Joe: The Movie.
G. I. Joe: The Movie overhauled the relatively straightforward[1] premise of a special unit of the United States military (“G. I. Joe”) doing battle with a terrorist organization (“Cobra”).
Instead, it turned out that Cobra was a front for a not-exactly-human-but-close civilization called “Cobra-La.” This culture—based on using organic matter and life forms as tools, shelter, transportation, and everything else in its society—had been forced into hiding due to its inability to adapt to the Ice Age. Cobra Commander was formerly a scientist and nobleman in this civilization, and was chosen by its leaders to take over the world and pave the way for Cobra-La’s reinstatement as rulers of the planet.
It was all a bit much for a child to absorb.
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