More Fun With Old Articles

I saw this gem over the weekend.  The 1972 article recounts the then-novel prospect of female managers for a boys’ sport (in this case, the baseball team).  There’s a lot to like about this piece, including:

1. The coach, local icon P. K. Perrin, discussing the fact that he recruited girl managers as a way to attract more boys to come out for baseball.

2. One of the two girls being referred to as “pretty Vickie” by the author.

3. The other manager, Sharon, saying that she had some misgivings about the job because “I knew I’d feel awkward and like a dummy, and sometimes I do.”

4. Sharon later added, “[The players] treat us ok, but they do tease us a lot.  And everything has to be exactly right for them.  They say we don’t know anything . . . and they’re usually right.”

5. The coach talking about opposing schools offering “all kinds of [trade] deals” for the managers.

But perhaps the best of all is the not-so-subtle symbolism of the picture, in which the managers “help” one of the Manchester players “pick out a bat.”  Of course, maybe any implied vulgarity is solely the result of the forty-year-old photo being filtered through the lurid lens of my twenty-first-century mind.  On the other hand—just look at the title of the article!  My interpretation isn’t that much of a stretch.

We never had managers when I was playing high school football, much less female ones.  They were seen as a distraction.  We did have them in middle school, however.  And, quite frankly, they were.

In any event, it was a simpler time.  I sincerely hope that Sharon was able to overcome her inevitable eating disorder and lead a productive life after high school.

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SitCombat: 5/3/12

There’s no elaborate introduction necessary this week.  The fact of the matter is that 30 Rock has claimed victory a record nine straight weeks.  Given the struggles of the Office of late, Alec Baldwin and company have a terrific opportunity to make it an incredible ten in-a-row.

An uncertain future serves as the backdrop for this ongoing battle.  Neither show (nor any of the regulars in NBC’s Thursday night comedy lineup) have been renewed for next season.  Will 30 Rock be back next year?  Will the Office?  Will both be canceled?  If they come back, will we see retooling, especially on the Office?

We just don’t know yet.  But how these final few weeks play out may go a long way in determining the answer.  This was SitCombat for May 3, 2012:

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Unfortunate Placement

I mentioned recently that I had been working on a couple of research projects at the library.  The details are unimportant (and boring), but the research involves perusing a lot of old newspapers on microfilm (or microfiche—I don’t know the difference).  One of the best parts about this activity is coming across amusing cultural artifacts.  For example, this unfortunate positioning of the advertisements for two movies.

Note the tagline of the film on the left, and the title of the film on the right:

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The Company Man

Yesterday, April 29th, was World Wish Day.  It’s a day that celebrates the legacy of the Make-a-Wish Foundation “with wishes being granted worldwide.  It’s a day to think about how wishing makes our world better.”

Those are the words of John Cena, WWE Superstar, and the man who has granted more wishes (over 250 now) than anyone in the history of the charity.  He is the man who eschews the more self-aggrandizing or nonsensical slogans of his counterparts in favor of positive mantras like “Hustle, Loyalty, Respect,” “Never Give Up,” or “Rise Above Hate.”  And he out-sells all of his colleagues with those messages.

But he is also the same man who has spent the better part of five years being booed by half of the audience members who pay to see him perform.

Yesterday was also the date of WWE’s “Extreme Rules” pay-per-view.  The climactic match saw an already banged-up Cena battered and beaten at the hands of a seemingly-reckless Brock Lesnar.  Cena ultimately “won” the match—his first meaningful win in some time—but he was legitimately injured in the process.  Whether those injuries were limited to lacerations and bruises remains to be seen.  This was all in service of making sure that the returning Lesnar looked like a dominant force of nature.

Once again, it was up to Cena to make that possible.  Once again, the WWE left another Superstar’s career fortunes in the hands of the company’s most trusted performer.  Once again, that performer delivered.

In other words, it was just another day at the office for John Cena.

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Vin Scully

As I type this, we’re just minutes away from the much-anticipated debut of (mildly controversial) Nationals phenom Bryce Harper.  The Nationals take on the Dodgers tonight in Los Angeles.  Because of that, Vin Scully will have the distinction of calling Bryce Harper’s first Major League Baseball game.

You know who else had his debut called by Vin Scully?

Mickey Mantle.

Mickey Mantle, who retired—retired—forty-four years ago.

Mickey Mantle, who died seventeen years ago.

Scully called his first World Series in 1952.  When he was 25.  No one else that young has ever called a national World Series broadcast.

If Bryce Harper is three-fourths the player the Nationals believe him to be, he’ll be in the majors for at least a decade.  That would put his retirement somewhere in the vicinity of 2025, or seventy-five years after Scully did his first Dodgers game for radio and television.

This year, like last year, and, to a lesser extent, like the year before that, is supposed to be Scully’s last.  I think we can take Scully at his word that his retirement will come to pass this time.  Particularly in a world with graceless homers and forgettable Fox Sports Net carbon copies manning local broadcasts, baseball without Scully will be a slightly less-appealing game.

I miss him already.

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A Simple Formula

Gawker’s latest in a 374-part series about the “racist” HBO show Girls includes a reference to searching for a “Black Costanza,” meaning someone on television to whom black viewers may relate—but who also happens to look like them.

I think I’ve tracked down the top candidate:



It may be putting a lot on the shoulders of Mike Tirico to ask him to bridge the cultural and ethnic divide on television, but he’s as strong an option as any.  Someone’s got to do it.  Otherwise, we’ll be doomed to another decade-plus of painful, televised racism.

For a good take on the Girls controversy, go here.

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SitCombat: 4/26/12

As the barren, post-apocalyptic world of the Office scrambles to find fresh water and seeks shelter in a burned-out building on a charred city street, 30 Rock loads up with a live episode for a possible ninth consecutive victory.

I may be harsh on the Office these days, but that harshness comes from a sympathetic place.  The show had some good years, but, despite some hopeful signs early in the season, I’ve reluctantly joined the sad chorus declaring the show all but dead.  What’s worse is that it must tangle with a live episode of 30 Rock in order to shake off a record-setting slump.

Or, we could choose to look at the last two months of 30 Rock victories as a record winning streak.  Glass half-full and all that.  This, the second live episode of the show, will probably be loaded with guest stars and cameos that make it a very likely winner.  On the other hand, there’s always a chance Tracy Morgan something could go horribly wrong.

Let’s find out which it is.  This was SitCombat for April 26, 2012:

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Do I Ever Need to Buy Another Video Game?

As I reached the decision not to invest in this year’s versions of NCAA Football and Tiger Woods PGA Tour (because I liked the previous editions, but do not like redundancy), a larger point occurred to me: Do I need another video game?

I don’t mean now.  I mean ever.

An obvious opening note would be that my general appetite for gaming has subsided predictably as I’ve gotten older.  I use my Playstation 3 mostly for watching streaming Netflix content, watching baseball via MLB.TV, and watching Blu-ray movies.  Still, firing up the PS3 or Wii for a half-hour once or twice a week for some button-mashing can be a lot of fun.

The thing is, I’ve noticed that I’m playing throwback games almost exclusively of late, either through the Wii’s Virtual Console[1] or via old PSN games or Sega Genesis classics on PS3.  My interest in complex, “modern” games has given way to a desire to pick up and play easily with a more limited time commitment.  Mobile app games have also reminded me that simplicity is a huge plus for someone who doesn’t want to spend dozens of hours per week on a video game.

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A Headline You Wouldn’t See Today

I stumbled across the article pictured to the left while doing some unrelated research this past weekend.  It’s an AP story in a 1972 edition of the Richmond News Leader, a terrific newspaper that served as the afternoon equivalent of the morning Richmond Times-Dispatch (except with a superior sports section) until the latter bought the former and merged the papers in the early 1990’s, thus ending the existence of the News Leader.  This particular edition is from years before I was born, but provides a snapshot of the attitudes of the time, particularly as it pertained to women in sports.

The context is that Betty Burfeindt, a relative newcomer to the LPGA, had won back-to-back tournaments after previously struggling as a professional golfer.  Note that the article recounts a tale of her having to sell her mink coat(!) to make ends meet meet and continue her playing career.

The notable fact about the article is the headline.  Burfeidnt is not identified by name, but, rather, as “Blonde,” as in “Blonde Wins 2d Tourney In 2 Weeks.”  The body of the article mentions “[t]he 26-year-old blonde from Caanan, N.Y. . . . ”

The AP—I’m assuming the AP crafted its own headlines then, but I don’t know that for certain—chose to refer to her simply as “Blonde,” despite the fact that she had just won her second consecutive tournament, a feat that might have otherwise been worthy of a more specific noun.  The article also uses the classic convention of referring to unmarried women as “Miss [Last Name],” rather than merely “[Last Name].”

I suppose others would become irritated or, depending on the person’s proximity to a college campus at the time, even infuriated by this, but I just find it to be an interesting and mildly amusing cultural artifact from a much different world than the one in which we now live.

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SitCombat: 4/19/12

The Office may be on its last legs.  That’s a simple reality.  Cast members are getting involved in other projects right and left, and the instability in front of and behind the camera appears to have taken a toll on the direction of the show in the post-Tallahassee episodes.

Then there’s 30 Rock.  Also not renewed yet, the show has nonetheless remained strong. It’s also won SitCombat an unprecedented seven weeks in a row.  While the Office tries to rally back for one more season (possibly to reinvent itself), the cast and crew of 30 Rock chug along with an equal amount of uncertainty about their collective fate.

This was SitCombat for April 19, 2012:

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