Let’s All Make Fun of Tom’s Brackets (2024 Edition)

After a brief moment of glory derived from my championship-winning 2021 bracket, I returned to (poor) form in 2022.  In fact, my 2022 bracket was evidently bad enough that I decided not even to post my 2023 bracket.

That 2022 edition was wholly consistent with my futility in 2011, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019.  I now return to this woefully neglected blog and take a brief respite from my intermittent movie reviews to post the disaster-in-the-making that is my 2024 NCAA Tournament prediction.

As you can see by the helpful color-coding below, I endured a thoroughly mediocre first day, already losing one of my Elite 8 teams (Kentucky).  The odd thing is, I had zero faith in Kentucky, given their recent tournament struggles. I was actually more surprised that Dayton won than I was that Kentucky lost.

Yet, for some reason, I picked the Wildcats to go to the Elite 8.  Such is the mystery of the mind(?) of Tom Garrett.

Here, now, is my 40th-percentile-level prognostication:

 

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Timely Movie Review: American Fiction

[**Spoilers**]

Upon watching the very fine trailer for American Fiction, one could be forgiven for concluding that the film is “only” a satirical look at modern racial and cultural norms about the “black experience” in America.  Something like 1987’s excellent Hollywood Shuffle may come to mind.

While American Fiction resoundingly, unquestionably succeeds in that examination, what the trailer doesn’t reveal is how much more there is to this film beyond that aspect.

Instead, the film is also fundamentally about family and the dynamics of a wide variety of interpersonal relationships, with the character of writer Thelonious “Monk” Ellison, played by the superb Jeffrey Wright, serving as the hub.

Impressive from the opening scene, in which an entitled, progressive, white college student named Brittany takes Professor Ellison to task for writing the title of a particular Flannery O’Connor short story on the class whiteboard, the film certainly highlights Monk’s frustrations with the world around him to hilarious effect.

That introductory conversation sets the tone for what’s to come, as Monk explains (in vain) that any examination of Southern literature of that time must necessarily include language and ideas that many contemporary students may find heinous.  After a bitingly funny exchange, Brittany leaves class and presumably complains, leading to a disciplinary hearing of sorts—with three white colleagues—that leads to an involuntary leave of absence.

This sequence tracks much of what we see in the rest of the film: self-anointed benevolent, “enlightened” white people (usually liberal white women) unwittingly and condescendingly dictating the boundaries of racial and cultural questions to Monk (and, later, to Issa Rae’s Sintara Golden).

Perhaps the sharpest example is a scene toward the end, in which fellow literary award judge Ailene Hoover (Jenn Harris), who has recently explained how important it is to “listen to black voices,” joins two other white judges in dismissing the objections of Monk and Sintara in naming the book Fuck as the award winner.

Fuck, of course, is the mockery of a novel that Monk secretly writes out of frustration with white elites and publishing houses that only seem to be interested in flat, stereotypical characterizations of black people.  Monk’s anger sparks retaliatory creativity after witnessing the acclaim for Golden’s runaway bestseller We’s Lives in da Ghetto.  This disdain leads him to write Fuck, originally titled My Pafology.

Even when Monk pushes boundaries to absurd lengths in an effort to sabotage the Fuck “monster” he’s created, his upping of the satirical ante only makes “woke” white literary and film executives more desirous of the story, tripping over one another to throw money at his alter ego, “Stagg R. Leigh.”

While all of the above is sublimely executed, none of it could be classified as “unexpected,” based on the trailer’s apparent central premise.  What was unexpected—delightfully so—is American Fiction’s exploration of Monk, his family, and his relationships with them and others in his life.

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Timely Movie Review: Oppenheimer

Christopher Nolan is my favorite director.  He is one of the few filmmakers whose name alone is enough to get me to the theater.  In fact, he may be the only one.

For example, although Damian Chazelle’s Whiplash and First Man are among my all-time favorite movies, even Chazelle’s brilliance on those projects wasn’t enough to get me to see La La Land, much less Babylon.

But “A Christopher Nolan Film” is enough of a selling point to prompt a ticket purchase.  That’s a curse as well as a blessing, though, as there is a straight line from the immense respect I have for Nolan to the temptation of unrealistic expectations.

So it was when I saw the first trailer for Oppenheimer.  It was then that I began a several-month conversation with myself in an attempt to keep those expectations in check.  Although I was largely successful, I still think Nolan’s very, very good movie probably came up just short of the movie that the trailer conjured in my overactive imagination.

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Timely Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 breaks a lukewarm streak for MCU films, partly because it doesn’t fit into the current run of Marvel fare.  Instead, it’s both a satisfying conclusion to a distinct trilogy and the true, final epilogue for the Infinity Saga.

There are no references to multiverse incursions or cameos from other Marvel IP to set up the next link in the Phase 4-5-6 chain.  Even the post-credits scene is a humorous snippet from Peter Quill’s new life on Earth, rather than an off-ramp into a new adventure connected to a larger story.  The film does conclude with a promise that Star-Lord will return, but only in a vague, 007-esque way, not with any specificity or connection to an upcoming film.

Rather, Gunn focuses on completing character arcs, especially that of Rocket Racoon.  More on that in a moment.  But the out-of-place feel of this MCU entry likely partly owes to the delay caused by Gunn’s firing and eventual rehiring.  Vol. 1 came out in 2014, followed by 2017’s Vol. 2.  Pre-production on Vol. 3 was well underway in 2018, with Gunn finishing the first draft of the screenplay just weeks before his firing.

Instead of having a film ready to go shortly after Endgame, we waited an additional two or three years for a Gunn-helmed Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.  It was undoubtedly worth the wait, as Gunn was able to bring each of the major characters to a point that felt natural and satisfying.

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Untimely Movie Review – Inception (OR: At Long Last, The End)

It has taken me eight-and-a-half years, but the cinematic odyssey that began in early 2014 has come to a close.

That was when I purchased the Warner Bros. 50 Film Collection, vowing to review every single movie in the set.  I arrogantly assumed I would knock it out in a couple of years.  Maybe even under a year!  After all, that’s only one movie every week or two.

As it turned out, a rapid start gave way to a much more leisurely pace, thanks to a career / job change and a move up to northern Virginia from my lifelong home of Richmond.  Weeks became months became years, and the promise to review every one of these films became slightly more of a burden than a pleasure.

The biggest speed bumps were those epic-length features in the 1960s, like Doctor Zhivago.  The prospect of losing the better part of an afternoon to watch a film about which I wasn’t enthusiastic made it all-too-easy to find an excuse to avoid it.  That ease of rejection prevented me from resuming my journey when I always had the option of watching a tight, hour-forty-five movie from outside the confines of the collection.

Eventually, I became more intentional about finishing, which led to the more recent rededication to the project.

Now, finally—finally—I am done.

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Timely Movie Review: Elvis

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

The recent Baz Luhrmann Elvis biopic succeeds more than it fails.  First and foremost, Austin Butler is very good, and he will likely get a Best Actor Oscar nomination.  His only sin is not being Elvis, but nobody is or was.  He does an excellent job of emulating him.

By contrast, Tom Hanks (or Luhrmann) made some choices that end up leaving Hanks as perhaps the weakest part of the movie.  Believe it or not.  Tom Hanks is a fantastic actor, and, like most people who grew up in the 80s and 90s, I’m a huge fan.  But this felt like a bit of a misfire.  More on that in a moment.

There are some other minor criticisms.  In a movie about Elvis, you certainly don’t need to incorporate modern musical “takes” on his work.  But, of course, that’s Luhrmann.  Speaking of which, Luhrmann’s flashy, comic-book-esque visual style seems overused early on.

On the other hand, that style is used in part to summarize or abridge details, which makes sense.  In watching this film, I realized that this is the first time in a long while that I’ve watched a movie and thought, “This really could have been a good, big-budget streaming series rather than a film.”

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Timely Movie Review: Top Gun: Maverick

*SPOILERS (DANGER ZONE) AHEAD*

Imagine someone comes to you and says, “I just ate the best hot dog I’ve ever had.”

If you’re like me, your response would be something along the lines of “Where did you get it?  Because I’d like to go there myself as soon as possible and eat one of these delicious hot dogs.”

If you’re not like me, you might scoff and say, “Who cares?  It’s a hot dog.  I like cuisine, not crap.”

So it goes with Top Gun: Maverick.

I’m not going to craft a 2,000-word analysis for this film, because one isn’t necessary.

The movie kicks ass.

When I saw the original trailer for TG2, which happened something like three years ago, my first thought was “why do we need this?”

Like many other properties from the 80s and 90s, we were getting a seemingly unnecessary sequel or reboot.  My usual reaction after watching one of these projects—even ones that I wind up thinking are ok—is “fine, but we’d still have been better off without it.”  That’s certainly how I felt after watching Ghostbusters: Afterlife, for example, but the same can be said of the Star Wars sequels or the reboot of my favorite 1980s detective show whose existence I won’t even acknowledge by saying its name.

Once in a while, though, one of these projects not only works, but exceeds expectations and makes you grateful the creative forces behind it didn’t give up.  That was my reaction after watching the first season of Kobra Kai, for instance, which I found to be inspired.

Top Gun: Maverick is something else.

If you had told me on the day I saw that first trailer “picture the best version of what a sequel to this 30-plus-year-old movie could be,” Top Gun: Maverick still would have exceeded those expectations.

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Timely Movie Review: Men

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

Alex Garland’s Men was well on its way to being one of the better horror films I’ve seen, but took a detour into a bizarrely graphic, possibly literary-esque symbolism in the final 20-30 minutes that abruptly shifted it into the “it’s a thinker, but I never need to see it again” category.

I could be wrong, but I also don’t think it’s necessarily as confusing as a lot of people seem to believe.

First, the good part: The first two-thirds or so of Men is a fantastic slow burn, up to and including a near-real-time tour of the English country house that the main character, Harper Marlowe (Jessie Buckley), will be occupying for two weeks.  In the early portion of the film, the only harrowing portions are those that relate to flashbacks of the events around Harper’s abusive husband James’ (Paapa Essiedu) suicide—a trauma that weighs on Harper and will ultimately be the focal point of the film.

What the viewer realizes early on is that all of the men in this village look very similar.  Of course, they are, in fact, played by the same actor, Rory Kinnear.  There’s a frightening incident involving a naked stalker, but, surprisingly, it’s quickly resolved without much fanfare (by horror movie standards).  Nobody is injured and police quickly arrive and arrest the trespasser.

At the same time, odd happenings keep piling up, all of which involving Harper’s interaction with village folk who all clearly look like the same person (something she never mentions, which I believe is significant).  The story culminates with Harper being chased home and several of the men showing up in her yard—one at a time.  The film still maintains some ambiguity at this point, interjecting the possibility that a bird caused a broken window, for example.

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Timely Movie Review: The Northman

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

I see a lot of movies.  Only rarely do I feel the need to write a review about a film I’ve just seen in a theater.  And it usually isn’t the case that I write a review because I thought a movie was very good.  I thought Dune and The Batman were very good, for example, but I didn’t write a review about either one.

The last new film I reviewed was The Last Duel, and that was because I was so frustrated by how good the film could have been, had the filmmakers not made a few ill-fated storytelling choices.

I’m now moved to write about The Northman for the opposite reason.

The film is certainly well-made, acted, and directed—but probably not a film I’ll go out of my way to see again.  If I’m grading it, it might be a “B-minus” overall (for scale, I thought The Batman was at least a B-plus, and Lost City was probably around a C-minus or D-plus).  The Northman was a solid, worthwhile movie.

But what struck me was how unusual The Northman is.  This film does a lot of things that other movies do not, will not, or cannot do.  Director Robert Eggers made some strong choices that could have gotten him into trouble, figuratively and perhaps literally, but his skilled filmmaking deftly avoided those pitfalls.

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Untimely Movie Review – Warner Bros. 50 Film Collection: 2004-2009

At long last, after eight years, I’ve reached the home stretch of the Warner Bros. 50 Film Collection.  The list below covers all but the very last film in the collection, which I decided to save for a final post.  This group continues the “wildly uneven” phase of the collection, with some very strong movies mixed in with some selections that probably made sense when they originally sold this set, but seem a little curious in hindsight.  Here we go.

Million-Dollar Baby (2004): I like Clint Eastwood a lot.  I like Morgan Freeman a lot.  They’re both great, as is Hillary Swank.  But what begins as a much-better-than-usual underdog sports movie turns into bummer Oscar-bait.  Granted, it worked like a charm, as Million Dollar Baby took home four major Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Director for Eastwood, Best Actress for Swank, and Best Supporting Actor for Freeman.  All three of them were deserving.  But there’s a difference between tackling difficult subjects and emotional masochism, and I think this movie crosses that line.  Like, to the point where it comes off as a Simple Jack-type parody.  To cite one example: Maggie’s cartoon-character mother, wearing attire from a trip to Disney earlier that day, trying to get Maggie to sign over her fortune (by placing the pen in her mouth, since Maggie is paralyzed), but nonetheless stopping to remind Maggie “you lost!”  This is bad.  Bad.  Flat-out.  Over the top.  To say nothing of the fact that she wouldn’t have “lost” the match in real life.  And that’s before we get to the suicide attempt and, ultimately, the case for euthanasia.  That doesn’t mean the movie doesn’t have great performances (it does), but it’s absurd and eyroll-inducing.

The Departed (2006): There is so much to like about this movie.  It’s easy to write it off as just another Scorsese crime picture, but the distinctive hook of two entangled sides with opposing spies in their ranks makes for a riveting, tight film.  With a lot of movies like this one, even good versions, there’s a sense of inevitability about what will ultimately happen.  Heat (which is quite good) is a little like that.  This one keeps dropping pieces of the proverbial puzzle into place, taking some unexpected turns right through the final scene.  I’m not even bothered by Nicholson’s on-again / off-again accent.  Great movie, and a well-deserving Best Picture winner. Continue reading

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