Another (Unsolicited) Twitter Update

I was fully prepared to write a celebratory post about how The Axis of Ego had reached 100 Twitter followers at long last.  Achieving that triple-digit milestone is a (small) point of pride for us.  Alas, the intricacies of the medium have betrayed us.

While it’s true that we surged to 102 followers just a few days ago after picking up about eight “bots” after tweeting something with an “#atheism” hashtag, attrition since that time has dropped the count to a mere 96.  And the bots are still there.

Considering that I was complaining just a couple of months ago about having a paltry 53 followers, this still represents progress.  However, it would have been nice to hit that magic number.

So, we reiterate our shameless plea for followers from a month ago.  I would normally promise something like “you won’t be disappointed,” but I’m incapable of that level of puffery.  Instead, I’ll just tell you that I guarantee you there are many, many folks on Twitter who have more followers but produce worse content (if any).  I’ll leave it at that.

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SitCombat: 4/14/11

For the first time in a long time, we had three new episodes going head-to-head-to-head on Thursday night. Archer has managed to wear the crown the past two weeks with episodes that probably would have won even going up against debut episodes. But could the animated basic cable show stand up to the might of the NBC powerhouses back from break? With the Office winding down Steve Carell’s tenure with an important run of shows, and 30 Rock

Let’s find out. Here’s how the shows unfolded on April 14, 2011:

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“Sports Show” Really [Positive Sports Metaphor]!

The always-funny and thankfully-resilient Norm MacDonald is back on television with a new effort for Comedy Central simply titled “Sports Show.”  Unlike SportsDome, The Onion’s Comedy Central show that was a hilarious take on how cable news (read: ESPN) covers sports*, Sports Show is much closer to a version of The Daily Show with sports as the sole focus.

I thoroughly enjoyed the Tuesday night debut of Sports Show.  Here’s a sampling of a half-dozen jokes I liked that give you an idea of the show’s sensibilities:

“[New reality TV show] ‘Kloe and Lamar’ is based on the two stars’ lives.  I watched the show, and I must say that it is a clever combination of basketball and a bunch of s___.”

“This year, The Ultimate Fighting Championship and World Extreme Cagefighting have merged, and plan to form a new sport . . . called ‘Murder.’”

“President Obama is a phenomenal player of basketball for a President of the United States . . . but I think he’s just mediocre for a black guy.”

“I’m Blake Griffin, and you are?”  “Your . . . good friend and teammate, Deandre Jordan?”**

“I don’t know the difference between a ‘hippie’ and a ‘hipster,’ but it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.”

“Cameron Diaz is developing a movie that would take place in the world of Major League Baseball, and she wants her boyfriend, Yankees’ slugger Alex Rodriguez to star in it.  You can read my review for the film in ‘Norm MacDonald’s suicide note.’” (Opening joke of the series)

Norm MacDonald’s quirky sensibilities are a belt-high fastball in my comedic wheelhouse.  Maybe this show isn’t for everybody, or maybe it’s not even for all sports fans.  But, for me, this opening salvo was easily potent enough to warrant a “record series” click on my DVR menu.

The show airs once a week: Tuesday nights at 10:30 Eastern.  I strongly recommend giving it a look.

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*So, on the television satire spectrum, Sports Show and The Daily Show would be close to one end, while SportsDome would be near the other, and The Colbert Report would be somewhere in-between.
**This was part of a much-funnier-than-it-looked-on-paper bit where Norm “goes undercover” as Blake Griffin (actually the real Blake Griffin with Norm’s voice dubbed over).  Great job by Griffin totally getting into the character of a middle-aged, out-of-shape non-basketball player.  Surprisingly convincing.  My favorite part may have been “Norm” calling out “SKYHOOK!” and missing the backboard entirely, bouncing his hook shot off the back wall.  I also liked him frantically exclaiming, “I think I pulled part of my leg that’s . . . underneath the top part . . . ahhhhhh . . . sweet Gordie Howe!”
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Things I Learned by Watching the Comedy Awards

Owner and President of SCTV, Guy Caballero, once came up with a brilliant plan: Stage an awards show on his network that would be a thinly-veiled, self-serving way to promote SCTV itself by handing out the lion’s share of the honors to performers and programs from his own network.

Thus, the People’s Global Golden Choice Awards were born.

Comedy Central (ironically enough) seems to have taken a page from the SCTV playbook by creating the Comedy Awards.  Here’s what I learned by watching said show over the weekend:

1. Will Ferrell must be the funniest man alive.  He was either nominated for, winning, presenting, or appearing in a video for a nominated work for nearly all of the early categories. I like Will Ferrell, and I’ve enjoyed the vast majority of his work, but the level of admiration and buzz thrown his way lead me to believe this show was actually prerecorded in 2005.

2. The “PC Guy” is evidently a writer for the Daily Show *and* has a ridiculous moustache.

3. Something unfortunate happened to Garry Shandling’s face.

4. The Hammerstein ballroom is used for something other than ECW shows.

5. Everyone who was in the movie “Airplane” died this past year

6. In Comedy Central canon, neither Conan O’Brien nor Jay Leno apparently existed in 2010.

7. On the other hand, Conan (and Ferrell) pal Andy Richter definitely exists and did a wonderful job as the show’s Oscars-style announcer.

8. Line of the night goes to Matt Stone, who, after winning for “Best Animated Show” (beating four shows that don’t air on Comedy Central) astutely observed: “Winning this award from Comedy Central is like being student of the month and your mom is the teacher.”

9. The same guy who does the disjointed, sometimes disorienting editing on the Comedy Central Roasts series must have edited this show.  Eddie Murphy’s speech (among others) almost appeared to have been completed on separate days.

10. David Letterman IS still the funniest man alive.*  And Bill Murray is still alive, period.**

Self-serving though it may have been, the fact that the show was built around some very talented folks in the comedy business made it more entertaining (and shorter) than any major awards show in recent memory.

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*Although Stephen Colbert can give him a run for his money.  And Louis C. K. is the funniest stand-up comic alive.  I loved C. K. basically trashing the show (in a non-mean-spirited way), except adding that him getting his award was a great moment, of course.
**Yes, I know Bill Murray is alive.  It’s just that he’s very selective about what he does these days, and is reportedly impossible to contact, so, him showing up for not one, but two minor awards shows in a single twelve-month span is pretty remarkable.
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Mr. Roboto: A Narrative Lyrical Analysis

Continuing our celebration of Robot History Month, we now present a narrative lyrical analysis of the Styx classic “Mr. Roboto.”  Released in 1983, Roboto was one of the first serious attempts in mainstream music to tackle the issues of the role of the robot in modern society and the tension between humans and robots in our culture.  This brave Dennis DeYoung-penned song from “Kilroy Was Here” has served as a ubiquitous anthem for robo-advocates all the way to the present day.  Let’s delve into it:
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My Favorite Moment from WrestleMania 27

There was a lot to like about WrestleMania 27.  Out of all the good matches, “sports entertainment” segments, celebrity appearances, and assorted miscellany, perhaps the best portions of the broadcast were the video packages that immediately preceded the entrances of the respective participants in the main event.

The Miz’ video was excellent in its retrospective nature as it juxtaposed great WWE champions of the past with Miz’ own rise to prominence from humble beginnings with “Hate Me Now” by Nas as the soundtrack.  However, there was one specific thing in the Cena video that was my favorite single moment in the broadcast.

Cena’s video was also retrospective, but focused more on his connection to the fans rather than other performers, with “Prayer III” by DMX serving as narration.  Toward the end, there was a zoom-out of Cena in the ring that revealed a little boy absolutely transfixed on him. Going from this:



To this:



Great video, great editing, great choice of soundtracks.  The usual high-quality production from WWE. Perfect.

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SitCombat: 4/7/11

Another blissful night with two previously-reviewed episodes awaits me before NBC comes back strong for the home stretch of the 2010-11 season.  Tonight, we get the Todd Packer episode on The Office, followed by the Queen of Jordan episode from 30 Rock.  That’s going to be some stiff competition for Archer, but the FX adult-themed cartoon has been hot of late.

Let’s dive in, shall we?  Here’s how the chips fell on April 7, 2011:
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RVA Banner Design Contest!

I stumbled across this Richmond, Virginia banner design contest yesterday.  I encourage everyone to enter!  The deadline is tonight at midnight, April 7, 2011.  The premise fueling the endeavor is to design a banner that celebrates our fair city in a creative or artistic way (I know, I know – you’re immediately thinking of me right now.  Me too.  It’s unavoidable.)

The top prize is $500, but the real prize is ceding all intellectual property rights in your image and having it converted into an actual banner that will be displayed downtown.  At least I think that’s what the prize is.  I didn’t really read the details.  Instead, I jumped right into the banner creation tool and cranked out a few top-level contenders for the honor.  Let’s take a look, shall we? Here’s my first effort:



I wanted to go for some historical accuracy right off the bat. Let’s face it: In most respects, the partial annihilation of Richmond toward the end of the Civil War marked the last time (Final Four aside) the capital would enjoy real significance on a national level.  On the other hand, I think this banner might cause some to think that I’m a Confederate Flag-waving son of the South, or, worse, misinterpret me as longing for a return to slavery.  This isn’t the case, so let’s try another one . . .
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Richmond’s First Sweet Sixteen

Those who follow University of Richmond basketball* will recall this memorable year for a number of reasons.

Well, two, primarily.

The team had perhaps the best season in school history, and certainly one of the three best, finishing 29-8 with an Atlantic 10 Tournament Championship, a run to the Sweet Sixteen, and a dominant regular season win over city rival VCU.

However, VCU made an even more remarkable run to the Final Four, thus retconning UR’s season as inferior to the team it manhandled in their prior meeting.

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Robot History Month: Defending Our Freedoms

When visionary / genius / weirdo Nikola Tesla first described the use of unmanned warfare drones in 1915, no one could have suspected just how instrumental these brave robots would become to modern military strategy.  We would like to honor these unsung heroes as part of our celebration of Robot History Month.*

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