Awkward Moments in Entertainment History: Clive Anderson vs. The Bee Gees

In light of, um, recent events, I thought now might be an opportune time to delve into the subject of awkward moments in the history of television / music / movies / etc.

This forgotten (or, in America, unseen) gem of awkwardness comes to us from a 1997 broadcast of Clive Anderson’s BBC talk show “Clive Anderson All Talk.”  Better known as the host of the UK version of “Whose Line is it, Anyway?,” Anderson also hosted a successful chat program in Great Britain.

Anderson’s style was often not conductive to smooth interviewing, as his quick interjections prevented a long-form, thoughtful answer along the lines of what one might get from Charlie Rose or Dick Cavett.  What’s more, Anderson routinely walked that fine line between good-natured ribbing and insult.  I guess a better way to explain it would be to say that he would prod guests in a manner that might have been fine if he were good friends with the interview subjects, or if there were a pre-existing rapport.

On this occasion, he had an easy target.

The Bee Gees served as a punching bag for Anderson’s increasingly-pronounced ribbing throughout this mildly painful nine-minute interview.  To be fair, Maurice (the one on the right, for those who don’t know one from the other) seems to take the whole thing in stride, but oldest brother (and de facto leader) Barry begins to take offense very early on at the constant interruptions and demeaning comments about the group’s most successful period. He begins to check out right around the three-minute mark.  The nail-in-the-coffin moment comes when Anderson, playing off a mild attempt at self-depricating joke, says to Barry, “You’ll always be Les Tossers to me.”

Barry fumes for a couple of minutes, and then the real magic begins.  Enjoy the awkwardness!

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Evacuate the Dancefloor: A Narrative Lyrical Analysis

Recent protests and upheaval in the Middle East, juxtaposed against our own military presence in the region, call to mind yet again the far-reaching geopolitical implications of these events. Specifically, will the seeming democratization of that part of the world foster greater understanding between and among peoples, leading to a reduced threat of terrorism?  Or will the uprisings themselves merely allow radical movements to bubble to the surface and, in some cases, replace America-tolerant dictators with regimes more hostile to our interests and security?  And, is the extension of the PATRIOT Act a victory for strident opponents of terrorism, or merely yet another blow to our waning civil liberties?

With these themes serving as an apropos backdrop, I can think of no better time to present a lyrical analysis of Cascada’s “Evacuate the Dancefloor.”
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Attention, Strangers: Buy My Unborn Child These Things

Many thanks to those loyal Axis of Ego readers who recently emailed me to bid congratulations on my impending procreation.  Some of you have also asked (very thoughtfully) where this precocious foetus is registered.  Let me stop you there.

Yes, the wife did register said baby at all of the typical national-chain retail stores.  Her registry includes every critical newborn essential, like the Bright Starts Teensy Turtle Cradling Bouncer (Blue), the BabyPro QuickServe Bottle, and four different varieties of stroller (for various terrains).

Fans of the A-of-E may find such gifts a bit pedestrian.  Therefore, as a service to those wishing to lavish me with awesome baby gifts, I have set up my own registry here at our humble blog.  But whether you’re looking for me, or that other pedantic, rap-obsessed wrestling fan you know, consider these truly inspirational baby gifts:

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The Blogroll

You may have noticed that this glorified blog has a glorified blogroll along the right sidebar, “cleverly” titled “Axis’ Allies.”  Since there’s nothing more there than the name of each site, and the list is buried under a half-dozen other widgets, I thought I would take some time to explain what each one is.  I think taking a look at any or all of them would be worth your while.

Bonnieblue Rescue: A dog rescue service with which I’ve worked on occasion for the past couple of years.  The basic premise is that they take dogs that are about to be euthanized or are otherwise rescued, get those dogs into foster care (that’s where I sometimes come in), and then find permanent homes for them.  It’s a great cause, and, if nothing else, there are lots of pictures of cute puppies on the blog.  You know—if you’re into that sort of thing.

Sons of the Sports Guy: If you’re on this website, that probably means one of two things. Either you’re a personal friend of mine who visits the site to support my pipe dreams, or you’re a fan of websites that cover a broad range of cultural topics.  If you’re in the latter camp, the Sons of the Sports Guy may be for you.  It’s a messageboard/forum site with a thread for just about everything.  The site is well-organized into topic headings, and breaks down into more detail from there.  Sports, television, music, movies, and much more.  It also has a dedicated community of regular posters, each with his own particular sensibilities that add to the fun.

The Cheats Movement: This is a very cool photoblog run by a good friend of mine.  He gets to travel often due to his job, and he normally documents his visits to various parts of the country.  There’s also a lot of Richmond-related content as well.  The site design is fantastic, and it’s a great way to spend ten minutes or more flipping through photos.

The Culturephiles: Run by three very talented Chicago-based improvisors / comedy actors, this blog mostly features reviews of music, literature, and film, but also adds the occasional performance piece or other commentary.  These guys are all intelligent writers, and the only reason I don’t spend even more time on their blog is that I’m not familiar with a lot of the music (because my tastes are a little broader) or literature (because I’m woefully un-erudite) about which they write.  Definitely worth a look, and always funny.

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SitCombat: 3/3/11

We have an abbreviated edition of SitCombat this week, as NBC pulled a fast one, showing six consecutive episodes of the Office. All were reruns.

So, while I would normally review all three series, even if only some were airing first-run episodes, the fact that 30 Rock didn’t air at all, while I have six episodes of the Office from which to choose, places a very large asterisk beside this week’s edition.

With that in mind, I’ll pick one episode of the Office at random to go up against the all-new Archer:

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Demographic Maps Are Educational, Pretty

This isn’t particularly timely.  It could fairly be called “old news.”  But my discovery of Eric Fischer’s demographic maps predates the birth of this site.  So, I’m running it now.

Here’s what you need to know:  Each map is a detailed representation of a given city’s ethnic demography based on data from the 2000 census.  One dot equals 25 people.  The different colors you see represent different ethnicity.  Magenta dots are white people, blue dots are black people, green dots are Asian people, and orange dots are Hispanic people.  Gray is “other,” which I assume means these guys.  You can click on any of the pictures below to open a much larger version.

My own hometown of Richmond, VA


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The Mel Gibson Comeback Special

Gather ’round, children, and prick up your ears for this tale of redemption.

Mel Gibson’s upcoming film “The Beaver”* represents a make-or-break** comeback attempt for the erstwhile Sexiest Man Alive.  Rather than explain the premise, I present the self-explanatory trailer for the film:

I can’t lie.  I hope Mel Gibson revitalizes (or at least salvages) his career.  I’m not saying I’m an admirer of his on a personal level, nor am I saying I would want to take a road trip with the guy.  But he’s made a lot of movies I’ve enjoyed, and, much in the same way that Michael Vick continues to be a compelling football player, or Michael Jackson’s music will always resonate with me, Gibson remains an intriguing performer.  He’s talented (you’re kidding yourself if you pretend otherwise), and I like talent.

All of that said, I think the studio behind “The Beaver” is about to botch a golden bronze opportunity.

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Iran: “Logo No-Go!”

Undoubtedly feeling threatened by the unprecedented public craziness of Charlie Sheen during the last week, well-credentialed insanity hotbed Iran issued a warning to the International Olympic Committee regarding . . . am I reading this right? . . . regarding the logo used by the 2012 games in London.

Bahram Afshazadeh, the secretary general of Iran’s National Olympic Committee, said in a letter to the IOC, “We have a National Olympic Committee?”

Just kidding.  He actually said that the logo for the 2012 Summer Olympics not-so-secretly spells out the word “ZION,” and is, in his words, a “racist logo.”  He proceeded to threaten(?) to boycott the London games. He also called for other Muslim states to oppose the logo.

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The Axis of Ego Podcast: 2-28-11

The end of February brings with it an eclectic podcast.  Tom and Mike discuss all of the following things, although not necessarily in this order: (1) Highlights from the past week on The Axis of Ego, (2) Mike’s favorite mammals, (3) Tom’s “come to Jesus” moment vis a vis John Cena and the moral high ground upon which he stands, (4) Mike’s tactics for enticing female interaction that have been subsequently rendered moot by the miracle of modern technology, (5) a debate over whether or not cabbits exist.  Plus much more.

Far more exciting even than the description above makes it sound, here’s this week’s podcast:

Download: The Axis of Ego Podcast 02-28-11

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Sunday Spambag

Those of you who have been following this site with any regularity undoubtedly know that there are many ways to interact with the Axis of Ego.  We have an e-mail account, comments options on the blog itself, as well as a Twitter account that I have unapologetically promoted to no avail.*

I had anticipated one day rolling out a “reader mail” or “best of feedback” column that would run periodically.  The idea would be to present and respond to the most interesting or relevant questions from readers (in addition to my normal diligence in responding to comment threads within each post).

As we are too early on in the process to generate the volume of good feedback required for such an undertaking, I choose instead to respond to what we actually have received.  If life gives you spam, you have to make spamonade:

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