Category Archives: Commentary

One Space, Two Space, Red Face, Typeface

I’m normally an even-tempered person.  If I fly off the handle, I assure you that it’s for comedic effect only.  In reality, I’m the guy who doesn’t get emotional about politics or religion or the other fundamental building blocks of … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”: A Narrative Lyrical Analysis

Lady Gaga.*  Two words synonymous with “Understated songwriting.” Tackling the subtleties of the work of a performer with a proverbial finger on the very pulse of popular culture can modestly be described as daunting.  Yet, that’s what we’ve attempted. The … Continue reading

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Random Jaw-Dropping 80’s Moment

Saturday Night Live circa 1989:                 The most amazing part of the show was actually the monologue, in which Gibson said the following: “As I stand here, I realize that, in a live … Continue reading

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Slapdash Super Bowl XLV Preview

The same slapdash rules apply to this Super Bowl preview as did my (surprisingly-accurate) conference championship previews: No serious research, just bloggy ramblings off the top of my head.  Setting the bar low . . . The most surprising subplot … Continue reading

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Breaking Down “The Chaperone” Trailer

No one here questions the credentials of Paul Levesque (a/k/a Triple H) as a sports entertainer.  He’s among the most successful performers of his generation.  Levesque (a/k/a Hunter Hearst Helmsley) has a tremendous physique, is a good worker inside the … Continue reading

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A Message to Our (New) Readers

This has been an eventful week for us here at The Axis of Ego.  WordPress.com unexpectedly chose an article I wrote on Tuesday as one of its “Freshly Pressed” featured pieces, giving rise to a tidal wave* of site traffic. … Continue reading

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Highfalutin’ Legalisms and the Super Bowl

If you watch any television at all this time of year, you’ll undoubtedly notice the awkward phrasing of certain commercials that euphemistically refer to the Super Bowl as “the Big Game” or “Football Sunday.”  As a licensed practitioner of the … Continue reading

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Two and a Half Memo

The shocking news this week that Charlie Sheen had once again endured a run-in with substance abuse a hernia prompted CBS to take swift, internal action related to Sheen’s hit television show, Two and a Half Men.   The cash … Continue reading

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Miley Cyrus: A Narrative Lyrical Analysis

Due to the multi-layered and largely cryptic messages used by musical sensation Miley Cyrus* in her compositions, I’ve decided to provide a Rosetta-Stone-esque primer for one of her songs: “Party in the U.S.A.”   This thought-provoking piece has had me … Continue reading

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Good Copt, Bad Copt

Two schools of popular thought seem to be emerging in response to the current explosive situation in Egypt: One, this is a long-overdue spasm of democracy in a region starved for it.  The sham elections will be at an end.  The … Continue reading

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